Players having multiple celebrations per goal

[deano ou812]

Utter Woke Nonsense

This winds me up. I'm talking about players cycling through 3, 4, 5 or more different celebrations after scoring a goal.

I've just seen a Notts Forest striker score a tap in and did a celebration with at least 3 different stages to it, possibly 4. You see it every week - a player gets a goal and instead of celebratory instinct you see them searching for the cameras and performing their own little choreographed routine, probably thinking of the killer Instagram shot they can get out of it, or to have some banter with some shit YouTuber who they promised a certain celebration to.

Enough is enough, if you want to do more than one celebration you need to score another goal. Bring back the good old-fashioned 1960s handshakes between teammates after a goal I say.

 

[Dubai Blue]

Utter Woke Nonsense

This winds me up. I'm talking about players cycling through 3, 4, 5 or more different celebrations after scoring a goal.

I've just seen a Notts Forest striker score a tap in and did a celebration with at least 3 different stages to it, possibly 4. You see it every week - a player gets a goal and instead of celebratory instinct you see them searching for the cameras and performing their own little choreographed routine, probably thinking of the killer Instagram shot they can get out of it, or to have some banter with some shit YouTuber who they promised a certain celebration to.

Enough is enough, if you want to do more than one celebration you need to score another goal. Bring back the good old-fashioned 1960s handshakes between teammates after a goal I say.

What really winds me up is people using "woke" incorrectly ;)

 

[BlueHammer85]

Stopped at woke.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Nobody does an old fashioned Klinsmann slide anymore, that was peak goal celebration when I was a kid

 

[TinFoilHat]

A good old fashioned running whilst flicking the V's. Would be nice to see Bernie doing that scoring against the scousers.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

What really winds me up is people using "woke" incorrectly ;)

You can’t even use the word woke incorrectly these days in case you offend someone, it’s health and safety gone mad

 

[Xhavenjoe]

 

[Barcon]

 

[BlueTG]

You think a couple of adults performing a version of rock paper scissors following a goal is a positive thing for the game?

I don’t think it’s a detriment to the game. Certainly not the one you think it is.

 

[King Jay]

What type of „ oldhead“ hating thread is this .