poem of the day (still i rise)

[mammutly]

Mary had little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
Ten thousand volts went up its arse
And turned its wool to nylon.

 

[ancoats]

1st page

 

[ffs]

I wish everybody would stop googling these mary had alittle lamb poems.

 

[mammutly]

I wish everybody would stop googling these mary had alittle lamb poems.

Mary had a little lamb
She typed it into google
It's name came up she said Oh Fuck
It's crossbred with a poodle.

 

[ffs]

Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was black as charcoal
Every time it jumped the fence
You could see its little arsehole

oh well if you cant beat them:)

 

[jitsubluedan]

Mary had a little skirt
it slit right up the front
and every time she took a step
the boys could see her.............legs!<br /><br />-- Fri Apr 30, 2010 10:57 pm --<br /><br />Mary had a little lamb
the midwife was surprised
but when old MacDonald had a farm
the doctor nearly died!!!

 

[Harold]

"And the sunlight clasps the earth
And the blue moonbeams kiss the sea:
What is all this sweet work worth
If thou kiss not me?"

Percy Bysshe Shelley