I'm not much of a poet,but heres my first effort. O taggart,how i hate you From the bottom of my heart You really are a hypocrite And a drunk old scottish fart Your reputation as a twat It grows and grows and grows From the gob thats allways chewing gum To your veiny purple nose If you really think that we are small Cheap ciders got you plastered So fuck off back to govan You lying old jock bastard.
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Hows about this .......
He says that we don't matter
Why then should he care
About a certain Tevez poster
That just appeared there
Fergie needs to chill out
Or he'll be throwing paint
If he keeps on worrying
The least he'll do is faint
Move aside Sir Taggart
The blues are comin' through
We're aiming for the very top
We're aiming to be true
So keep your Michael Owen
And your Wayne Wooney too
For City is the future
No wonder you feel blue!
He says that we don't matter
Why then should he care
About a certain Tevez poster
That just appeared there
Fergie needs to chill out
Or he'll be throwing paint
If he keeps on worrying
The least he'll do is faint
Move aside Sir Taggart
The blues are comin' through
We're aiming for the very top
We're aiming to be true
So keep your Michael Owen
And your Wayne Wooney too
For City is the future
No wonder you feel blue!
meeesh
Well-Known Member
These are good guys,good i say !!! keep em coming
BlueMoon93
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anymore than 2sheiks said:
That's a gem mate. I've got it saved in my documents now lol.
BlueSinceBirth
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There once was a man called Micah
Who liked to make use of his dicah
He found a cheap slapper
whacked out his camera
and told her to play along nicely
Who liked to make use of his dicah
He found a cheap slapper
whacked out his camera
and told her to play along nicely
alanjames24
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masterwig said:
I like this one. It's artsy in a kind of 'coffe shop' way.