Pointless jobs

[maxwellblue]

I know one who must be a millionaire on the back of it.

I'm sure they are given the number of morons that seem to follow sone of them. However, they couldn't influence me to take a dump

 

[Stoned Rose]

About 3/4 of the staff seen on Inside City clips.

Looks like the job description for most of them is “stand around, high fiving and hugging the players, whilst pretending you think they’re the most perfect human being you’ve ever met”.

 

[doots]

Anyone involved in VAR

 

[BimboBob]

I assume either

(a) You've done that to piss off half the album thread

Or

(b) You used to work in IT yourself

But imagine Bimbo, a world without IT is a world without DM!

Computers I understand. I don't need I.T. Can fix it myself ta. But no...you have to sort it out with dorks who sit in little offices doing fuck all apart from moaning about their cup being used whilst giggling at an in joke that had something to do with Roy or Sheldon. The cunts.

 

[pee dubya]

Circular economy minister.

 

[the plasterer]

Plastering, what's the point

 

[Pedestrian]

HR

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

The yellow team leader at City. Never stop hearing about them on full volume but haven’t seen them once in 45 years.

 

[Lankers]

People who 'work' in I.T.

Button pushing slacker cunts who couldn't do a proper manual job if their life depended on it. All the social skills of Fred West at a prostitutes convention. What did you do today? Oh, I made a little icon that sits on the screen that nobody will see using something that's far to complicated to explain.

Cunts.

People are often irrationally angry at things they don't understand. Exhibit A.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I know one who must be a millionaire on the back of it.

Is that what they told you

 

[threespires]

Computers I understand. I don't need I.T. Can fix it myself ta. But no...you have to sort it out with dorks who sit in little offices doing fuck all apart from moaning about their cup being used whilst giggling at an in joke that had something to do with Roy or Sheldon. The cunts.

Not a fan then? Don't forget the bit where they get off the phone to you and then start taking the piss out of your lack of knowledge/accent/job/(insert other as appropriate)

 

[MMA]

Computers I understand. I don't need I.T. Can fix it myself ta. But no...you have to sort it out with dorks who sit in little offices doing fuck all apart from moaning about their cup being used whilst giggling at an in joke that had something to do with Roy or Sheldon. The cunts.

Dealing with I.T.. ( arrogant cunts)

I generally make small talk , you know .. what you get up to last night.. then I reply with well I had sex.

Watch them seethe inside. ;-)

 

[chesterbells]

Life guards at the Olympic swimming events.

Are they really a thing?!
Swimmer or diver collapses maybe? Greg Louganis scenario?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Are they really a thing?!
Swimmer or diver collapses maybe? Greg Louganis scenario?

Yeah, I guess there could be an emergency at any point, but it seems unlikely unless Eric the Eel is competing.

 

[chesterbells]

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Yeah, I guess there could be an emergency at any point, but it seems unlikely unless Eric the Eel is competing.

Haha, fair comment.

 

[chesterbells]

I'm pretty sure that Alexander Armstrong has the most pointless job ever.
End of debate.
Mods please close this thread.

I did wonder how long it would take. Tbf, page 2’s not bad.

 

[Sheikh rattle and roll]

The yellow team leader at City. Never stop hearing about them on full volume but haven’t seen them once in 45 years.

Ha ha that’s an emergency message fyi

 

[RadcliffeRick]

The person that puts indicators on BMW's,Mercedes and Audi's

That's bullshit!! I drive a BMW and I have never seen any indicators on it. What exactly are they??

 

[BTH]

Mr Banks of the North Stand

 

[hammocity]

Inclusion and Diversity Manager's, made up jobs to satisfy the woke generation.

Those Counsellors on the "Helping Hands" adverts (£350 a month btw), doing a remote session to tell a lily-livered bloke "you've done a good job today give yourself some credit". Absolute made up jobs to massage the ego of the feeble.