Pointless, Randon yet quite interesting facts...

[CITY FOR LIFE]

When you wash up and empty the bowl why is there always a Teespoon left in there?

 

[smudgedj]

If you place all the smokers on the planet head to toe around the world two thirds would drown.

 

[Walshy]

At minus 273 degrees all molecular motion stops.

 

[buzzer1]

Ghosts amuse Parrots.

 

[NICKS BACK]

Carlos Tevez cost Man City £47,000,000

Berti is apparently a professional footballer

 

[NICKS BACK]

Bigamy is having one wife too many, Monagamy is exactly the same

 

[wrongun73]

Rohypnol is guaranteed to get you laid.

..unless you drink the wrong glass

 

[Bill Walker]

The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.


one for our aussie convict friends

There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia as there are people. The kangaroo population is estimated at about 40 million.

Well thats wrong there's 26 million people, plus about a million illegals, so fuck off Kangaroos you arseholes !

 

[willipp]

Well thats wrong there's 26 million people, plus about a million illegals, so fuck off Kangaroos !

That was 13 years ago and there are now 61million kangaroos.

 

[knuckles]

The Aussie woman's national team are nicknamed the 'Matildas' !