Pointless

[LongsightM13]

That phill off here was on eggheads with a team of fellow Morrisey fans a few months back.
They got absolutely twatted.
I'd like to take them on, but on my own, not as part of a team. People in pub quiz teams are usually insufferable bores. And they all cheat using their mobile phones.
In fact, the only person I'd have along is a heavily armed Nijinsky's fetlocks and unleash him to act out his violent fantasies at the end, after I have humiliated them mentally.
Now THAT would be teatime television worth watching.

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

That phill off here was on eggheads with a team of fellow Morrisey fans a few months back.
They got absolutely twatted.
I'd like to take them on, but on my own, not as part of a team. People in pub quiz teams are usually insufferable bores. And they all cheat using their mobile phones.
In fact, the only person I'd have along is a heavily armed Nijinsky's fetlocks and unleash him to act out his violent fantasies at the end, after I have humiliated them mentally.
Now THAT would be teatime television worth watching.

I'd watch that.

 

[bluebird113]

Fucking Eggheads.
The only reason I watch this wretched programme is to reinforce my lack of faith in the essential goodness of humanity.
C.J. de fucking Moocow,or whatever the poncy twat is called, should be used for spare part surgery,and I would love to know who put that fucking huge dent in his forehead - mainly so that I could shake their hand and buy them drinks all night,on the proviso that they hit the **** harder next time.
Chris - some fucking tedious bumpy-headed Brummy trainspotting wankstain who gets a hard on over traction engines and probably sniffs toddlers babygrows.
That dying old cow with a speech impediment should be donated for vivisection,or forced to make scat porn for eternity.
That pompous upper class woman with a pearl necklace should be given a real pearl necklace by a roomful of HIV positive bukkake enthusiasts.
The fucking questions are rigged - the Smegheads get asked the capital of fucking England,whereas the challengers have to list every name and number in the New York telephone directory in order.
The only thing missing from making this programme completely fucking unwatchable would be to have Eamonn Holmes as quizmaster.
I would honestly be cheering a team of convicted sex offenders to beat the bastard Eggheads,and constantly live in hope that someone who hates them even more than me runs amok at the studios with a Kalashnikov or a bandsaw.

so do I take it that this show irritates you mildly?

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Fucking Eggheads.
The only reason I watch this wretched programme is to reinforce my lack of faith in the essential goodness of humanity.
C.J. de fucking Moocow,or whatever the poncy twat is called, should be used for spare part surgery,and I would love to know who put that fucking huge dent in his forehead - mainly so that I could shake their hand and buy them drinks all night,on the proviso that they hit the **** harder next time.
Chris - some fucking tedious bumpy-headed Brummy trainspotting wankstain who gets a hard on over traction engines and probably sniffs toddlers babygrows.
That dying old cow with a speech impediment should be donated for vivisection,or forced to make scat porn for eternity.
That pompous upper class woman with a pearl necklace should be given a real pearl necklace by a roomful of HIV positive bukkake enthusiasts.
The fucking questions are rigged - the Smegheads get asked the capital of fucking England,whereas the challengers have to list every name and number in the New York telephone directory in order.
The only thing missing from making this programme completely fucking unwatchable would be to have Eamonn Holmes as quizmaster.
I would honestly be cheering a team of convicted sex offenders to beat the bastard Eggheads,and constantly live in hope that someone who hates them even more than me runs amok at the studios with a Kalashnikov or a bandsaw.

so do I take it that this show irritates you mildly?

Yes,and it is also incredibly difficult to successfully masturbate to.
Although the prospect of Daphne being fisted without the aid of lube by the entire population of China usually gets the job done.

 

[law74]

Pointless does actually have a point, when I am sat at my desk thinking of finishing early from work, I realise that this cr@p is on the telly and stay at work for at least another. Minutes, meaning that I can finish earlier on a Friday .
The reason why the chase is on at nearly the same time is to CHASE little people away from their TV sets to go and do their homewrok,, so both actually carry a real public service.

 

[Lancet Fluke]

Fucking Eggheads.
The only reason I watch this wretched programme is to reinforce my lack of faith in the essential goodness of humanity.
C.J. de fucking Moocow,or whatever the poncy twat is called, should be used for spare part surgery,and I would love to know who put that fucking huge dent in his forehead - mainly so that I could shake their hand and buy them drinks all night,on the proviso that they hit the **** harder next time.
Chris - some fucking tedious bumpy-headed Brummy trainspotting wankstain who gets a hard on over traction engines and probably sniffs toddlers babygrows.
That dying old cow with a speech impediment should be donated for vivisection,or forced to make scat porn for eternity.
That pompous upper class woman with a pearl necklace should be given a real pearl necklace by a roomful of HIV positive bukkake enthusiasts.
The fucking questions are rigged - the Smegheads get asked the capital of fucking England,whereas the challengers have to list every name and number in the New York telephone directory in order.
The only thing missing from making this programme completely fucking unwatchable would be to have Eamonn Holmes as quizmaster.
I would honestly be cheering a team of convicted sex offenders to beat the bastard Eggheads,and constantly live in hope that someone who hates them even more than me runs amok at the studios with a Kalashnikov or a bandsaw.

I'm sensing you're not a fan. The most irritating thing about Eggheads is listening to the challengers come up with their ridiculous explanations for why the incorrect answers are indeed incorrect. For some reason the producers of the show won't allow them to just have knowledge and therefore know the correct answers, it has to become some bizarre process of elimination.

 

[Carl_Man_City]

I like it

 

[u2fme2]

must be me then,, i like it