Pole Dancing: Smut Or An Art Form.

[Two Gun Bob]

I've been monitoring Pole Dancing for a while since we saw one perform live outside Jumping Jacks on Avenue Gerona in Benidorm and I have never ever before witnessed such upper body strength and subliminal fitness in human format. After we have both overindulged this Yuletide the wife was asking for presents that would not only get us both back on the road to fitness but also develop our triceps and abdominals without looking like some Arnold Schwarzenegger fun factory. Poles on E-bay are coming in at circa £50-£150 for the top chrome jobs so I was just wondering if anyone has a had a go themselves and how difficult it really could be because to be fair it looks a pierce of piss. If I can get away with second hand then two poles for max £200 would be good and it's something that we can both do together especially to music.

https://polefitnessdancing.com/free-pole-dancing-guide-opt/

Every day is Xmas/Freestyle.



Shallow - A star Is Born - Lada Gaga and Bradley/ Freestyle



Feel free to post any personal favourites tips and advice for a brace of newbies.

 

[mrbelfry]

If you bought a second hand one you'd want to give it a good clean

 

[jimharri]

If people from Poland want to dance, who am I to object?

 

[Barcon]

1. No offence Bob, but I really don't need the image of you, partially clad, on a pole.

 

[hilts]

I've been monitoring Pole Dancing for a while since we saw one perform live outside Jumping Jacks on Avenue Gerona in Benidorm and I have never ever before witnessed such upper body strength and subliminal fitness in human format. After we have both overindulged this Yuletide the wife was asking for presents that would not only get us both back on the road to fitness but also develop our triceps and abdominals without looking like some Arnold Schwarzenegger fun factory. Poles on E-bay are coming in at circa £50-£150 for the top chrome jobs so I was just wondering if anyone has a had a go themselves and how difficult it really could be because to be fair it looks a pierce of piss. If I can get away with second hand then two poles for max £200 would be good and it's something that we can both do together especially to music.

https://polefitnessdancing.com/free-pole-dancing-guide-opt/

Every day is Xmas/Freestyle.



Swallow - A star Is Born - Lada Gaga and Bradley/ Freestyle



Feel free to post any personal favourites tips and advice for a brace of newbies.

Why do wives pick the exact worse time to look over your shoulder. Thanks two gun my tea is gonna be a cold one tonight.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

1. No offence Bob, but I really don't need the image of you, partially clad, on a pole.

Partially clad? He won't be using his hands to swing around the pole!

 

[Barcon]

Partially clad? He won't be using his hands to swing around the pole!

Sausage butty all over my keyboard..

 

[urban genie]

It is a british tradition

 

[bluealf]

Smut

 

[bluefandk]

Artfull smut?

 

[PragueBlue]

A good one should be both.

 

[sir baconface]

Can’t you share your pole?

But be careful not to grease it.

 

[urban genie]

There is a pole dancing exercise place on thomas street,think it is above the bay horse.

It is just gymnastics really and is centuries ild

Is the use of it in strip clubs smut? Maybe but there are many forms more than just for titilation

 

[Two Gun Bob]

1. No offence Bob, but I really don't need the image of you, partially clad, on a pole.

I don't look my age but that's more to do with genetics so no offense taken, however on a good day I could pass for upper forties. Anyway this isn't about how we all look but more about Art Form and an expression of who all we really are. Quite frankly society as a hole sets unachievable stereotypes, I would say relax and aspire to be yourself. Do I look nice in this dress love: yes. Does this dress make my arse look fat ? No love your arse makes your arse look fat. Honest to goodness people starve themselves to death for days before they go away just to aspire to societal ideals yet no one gives a second glance, because every one is far too busy enjoying their own holiday.

For me this will be about balance control symmetry and saying to the watching world look at us two olden-day-cnunts spinning around defying gravity, exploring strange new worlds, seeking out new life forms and boldly go where no pensioner has gone before. Sadly I have no Star Trek pole dance but I do have some Justice League spin to enable you to Come Together.

 

[kaz7]

It's skillful,it is brilliant for strength and control

 

[jimharri]

It's skillful,it is brilliant for strength and control

That's exactly what I was thinking watching JLo in Hustlers.

:-P

 

[Two Gun Bob]

It is a british tradition

Roytson Vasey and a good harvest assured !

 

[Two Gun Bob]

These breathtakingly beautiful pole dancers achieved well over 100 million hits on You-Tube showing naysayers that this is an art form ready willing and able to take centre stage in our new millennium. These goddesses are athletes at the highest echelon of their game and I for one salute their indefatigably ! The lady in red at the 3.25 mark defies all laws of gravity and I have just hung off our bedroom door for 8 seconds and am still in agony : (

Komodo..I died in your arms:

 

[JASR]

...and I have just hung off our bedroom door for 8 seconds and am still in agony : (
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You need to use your hands next time. But impressive

 

[Two Gun Bob]

Fook a proverbial duck girls ....... They are like animals they are ! ..Oreal Oreal I want to lick the middle like an Orial : /



This is where I want to be. Wont be long now : /