Police Dogs

[EastMidlandsBlue]

My dogs a former police dog, right lazy **** don't know how he used to do it.

Nowadays he starts dragging his feet if a walk exceeds 20 minutes

 

[jockblue]

Sort it out Pup

FIxed that for you...

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Once saw a scouser on the car park at the back of the Kippax break free from a copper, his mate let the dog go.....It had hold of the guys ankle within 50 yds and I've never heard a bloke squeal before.
And those Belgium Malinois are the business.

 

[Maccblue]

I still blame Mahrez

 

[dickie davies]

Police Cats is what we need.

Cool.

Top

 

[stonerblue]

'Ken 'ell..

 

[GOULDYBOBS]

Police dog came gunning for me at St James's Park. Sniffed me up and down then luckily moved on to my mate. He had a packet of sausage rolls in his pocket. Coppers laughed. I think I set the record for fastest time up those stairs

 

[bernard o'silver]

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I watched a news feature the other night about what happens to Police Dogs when they retire. Despite the service they have given when they retire they are not pensioned off. In other words if you take one in after retirement you will be responsible for all the costs associated with food and vet bills. You get no help from the Police Authority that they served. Just another example of this country casting aside those who have given it service.

Don't eat any sweet n' sour pork from a Chinese chippy with bad reviews ; )

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

They can all fuck off. My fear / loathing / dislike of dogs - all dogs - comes from being bitten by a police dog at Euston station after a defeat at Highbury in 1983. A group of us just walking past to get the Special and the fucker just launched into my leg, ripping my fave jeans at the time.
Had to go home and explain to my
Mum why I had fang marks on my thigh having been bitten by a police dog and having to convince her I hadn’t been involved in fighting.
If it happened now I’d sue the bastards but back then it was a shrug of the shoulders and carry on regardless.

Fucking dogs……

Police dogs are clever, it bit you because there's plenty of meat to get it's teeth into.

I wasn't implying your'e a fat **** BTW mate; )

 

[hilts]

They can all fuck off. My fear / loathing / dislike of dogs - all dogs - comes from being bitten by a police dog at Euston station after a defeat at Highbury in 1983. A group of us just walking past to get the Special and the fucker just launched into my leg, ripping my fave jeans at the time.
Had to go home and explain to my
Mum why I had fang marks on my thigh having been bitten by a police dog and having to convince her I hadn’t been involved in fighting.
If it happened now I’d sue the bastards but back then it was a shrug of the shoulders and carry on regardless.

Fucking dogs……

The boy with the torn in his side?

 

[M16 citeh]

I watched a news feature the other night about what happens to Police Dogs when they retire. Despite the service they have given when they retire they are not pensioned off. In other words if you take one in after retirement you will be responsible for all the costs associated with food and vet bills. You get no help from the Police Authority that they served. Just another example of this country casting aside those who have given it service.

A dog has given this country service? Jesus wept

 

[Stephen230]

Do we think the dog would know if the government or its new owner was buying his Pedigree Chum and paying its vets fees?

 

[richardtheref]

The dog we currently have went through the police drugs dog training. Didn't make it, fortunately for us. However, whenever anyone passes us smelling of weed she has a right go at them. I have trained her to do the same with anyone wearing a manure top

 

[Blue Mist]

If we give police dogs pensions its the start if a slippery slope.
Next it will be police horses.

 

[Bill Walker]

If we give police dogs pensions its the start if a slippery slope.
Next it will be police horses.

Pensions to horses?

Neigh..

 

[Two Gun Bob]

If we give police dogs pensions its the start if a slippery slope.

They can wait until there sixty six like the rest of us, and with all that fur can do one for a cold weather payment.

 

[northendenton]

Pensions to horses?

Neigh..

What are you trying to stirrup,we are saddled with enough expense so you rein it in and just hoof it

 

[Franny 1234]

Should have punched it like the geordie who punched a horse if I remember rightly

Are police horses treated the same as dogs and abandoned ?

 

[Bill Walker]

What are you trying to stirrup,we are saddled with enough expense so you rein it in and just hoof it

Trust you to trot out something like that.