Well that's the figures in. Our EU exports are down 42%. If only someone had mentioned this would happen? Still, Blue Passports, hold onto that people, hold onto that.
The only other thing that keeps the shotgun locked up, is the "fantastic deal" with Japan, that's a staggering 0.007% of our old EU deal. One in the eye for the so called experts who claimed we would be fucked.
Rule Britania, our goods will have to stay.
Britons will never never never sell so much again.
Rule Britania, we've got a load of fish, it's now rotting in a warehouse, smelling like pish.
Rule Britania our crops rot in the field's
No one to harvest them, is a magic deal.
Rule Britania, we love a form to fill
Just a pity that the red tape comes with a bill.
Rule Britania, we're going it on our own, selling stuff to pacific islands on the phone.
Rule Britania, we now have blue passports. So, just, forget about the fact, we can't export.
Makes you proud.
