Posh spice is a slapper...

Dave Ewing's Back 'eader said:
mancityscot said:
that has to be belted out at the derby, absolutley mint
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Leave off, I like Colleen. Just can't see why she teamed up with that ScouseGit!
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Indeed. I never understand all this personal stuff. Neither she or Mrs B [who is anything but posh] ever played for that lot. My mother-in-law used to teach Colleen and speaks highly of her, even thought the in-laws are all red scouse.

Derbies are for hating each other but only in a football sense. It's part of the fun but some of you should get some perspective and grow up. It's like a bloody playground in here today. No-one will enoy being the rag twats on Saturday more than me. I just don't feel the need to make up songs about their wives. That's just weird to me.
 
Big fat Wayne is crying
the baby is no more
colleen and kai have fucked off
tooo live with adebayor!
 
Colleen is a dirty slag
She likes it up the poo'er
When she's shagging Ronney
She's thinking about getting teamed by Bobby Manc and Nedum Onuoha

-- Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:14 pm --

Colleen is a dirty bitch
She loves to give deep throat
When she's shagging Rooney
She's thinking of the Goat

-- Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:20 pm --

Colleen is a slut
She loves a golden shower
When she's shaggging Rooney
She's thinking of Paul Power<br /><br />-- Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:26 pm --<br /><br />Colleen is a spunk bucket
She got done up the arse by me*
When she's shagging Rooney
she thinks of SWP

* incase I can get in any trouble I didn't really do her up the arse
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~I just jizzed all over her face, wahey!
 
Seem to rememeber...

Posh Spice is a slapper
She looks like Olive Oil,
When she's shaggin Beckham,
She thinks of Big Joe Royle
 
I'm sat here reading this thread with absolute disgust,and honestly I can not believe what I reading,just stop and think how you would feel if you walked into your local boozer and the whole pub were singing filth about your girlfriend or wife.

Singing songs about people dying in plane crashes and using filth to describe someones wife has nothing to do with football what so ever.And to use the argument that they sing about us is no defence.
 
posh spice is a slapper
she takes it up the floater
and when she's shagging beckham
she's thinking of shaun goater....
 
Posh Spice is a slapper ,

She swallows every drop,

And when she's shagging Beckham ,

She thinks of Paolo Wanchop .
 
posh spice is a dirty
she takes it up the bum
and when shes shagging beckham
she thinks of richard dunne

posh spice is a dirty
it dont take much to nail her
and when shes shagging beckham
she thinks of bobby taylor

posh spice is a dirty
she lets you touch her gash
and when shes shagging beckham
she thinks of carlo nash

posh spice is a dirty
weve all seen her beaver
and when shes shagging beckham
she thinks of nicky weaver

posh spice is a dirty
she does the filthy porn
and when shes shagging beckham
she thinks of tony vaughn

train into london from palace about 2000
 
Colleen is a Slapper
She stinks of Fanny Batter
And when she's shagging Rooney
She thinks of Dedryck Boyata

Alternatively

Colleen is a Slapper
She's got a slapper's twat
And when she's shagging Rooney
She thinks of Uncle Pat
 
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