Possible Work Place flirting

[jma]

We happens to havr similar life experience and interests

Has she drilled a peep hole into your neighbours wall from the house on the other side?

 

[snorky]

Texting first ffs.
Just drop your dick in her hand and start crying.
Never fails.

 

[roy.or.r]

Roy, its one thing dipping into the company ink but you will surely face problems if you go for a second dip.

True. Not gonna lie, I am a bit worried too. But she is way too hot to say no to.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

True. Not gonna lie, I am a bit worried too. But she is way too hot to say no to.

I’m not sure dating a CEO should be classed as dipping in the company ink. You’re either marrying her or getting sacked.

 

[M9 Blue]

These two are pulling a tag team clarkie here

 

[Bigga]

Sometimes I wonder why some women want to go out with me. I have dated some absolute showpieces and I am one of the ugliest looking fuckers around.

You're very good at simping...?

 

[Bigga]

Doesn't every woman know this deep down!

Nah truthfully I suspect the work colleague is after companionship more than sex. We happens to havr similar life experience and interests, probably why she likes me

The question is texting. I haven't actually texted her first yet. Usually she texts then I respond. Wondering when I should send her a text first

Try...

"Alright, me old Mucker! Eh, you looked really good in that tight skirt the other day. I saw those frenchies you had on! Fancy a sip of Buckfast tonight?" or something similar, I dunno...

 

[bugsyblue]

This is one of best Clarke threads ever. Roy, you the man!

 

[Thorin Oakenshield]

Try...

"Alright, me old Mucker! Eh, you looked really good in that tight skirt the other day. I saw those frenchies you had on! Fancy a sip of Buckfast tonight?" or something similar, I dunno...

You are the love making expert here, telle this
She told me in April she wants to take me and my daughter to a lake. Should I try it on before then or wait until she arrange things?

 

[Bigga]

You are the love making expert here, telle this
She told me in April she wants to take me and my daughter to a lake. Should I try it on before then or wait until she arrange things?

"Love making Expert"! I will have that on my tombstone: "Here lieth the Love Making Expert"!! Haha!

Anyway, you've got me chuntering!

Does your new friend instruct you not to call or message her?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Sometimes I wonder why some women want to go out with me. I have dated some absolute showpieces and I am one of the ugliest looking fuckers around.

I'm a bit like that but I'm enormously well endowed, what's your secret.

 

[roy.or.r]

I'm a bit like that but I'm enormously well endowed, what's your secret.

Maybe women here like the Indian spices.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Maybe women here like the Indian spices.

They like your cumin

 

[Thorin Oakenshield]

"Love making Expert"! I will have that on my tombstone: "Here lieth the Love Making Expert"!! Haha!

Anyway, you've got me chuntering!

Does your new friend instruct you not to call or message her?

No, she is single too. I feel like she wants me to message her, but I am mostly wrong when it comes to women

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Maybe women here like the Indian spices.

Only when they take their cloves off

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Maybe women here like the Indian spices.

Not sure she'd like a chutney ferret though.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

I'm a bit like that but I'm enormously well endowed, what's your secret.

Flesh or just skin?

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[Bigga]

No, she is single too. I feel like she wants me to message her, but I am mostly wrong when it comes to women

Is there something wrong with saying... "Hi!"??

Why not use some ruse like you were thinking of something you two have in common and you'd thought you'd call and tell her about it?

Dude, a phone call is a phone call.

 

[Thorin Oakenshield]

Is there something wrong with saying... "Hi!"??

Why not use some ruse like you were thinking of something you two have in common and you'd thought you'd call and tell her about it?

Dude, a phone call is a phone call.

But we work together
I see her at least 4 days a week. Does it not seem desperate to text her knowing I see her the nect day?

 

[Bigga]

But we work together
I see her at least 4 days a week. Does it not seem desperate to text her knowing I see her the nect day?

Are you not supposed to be 'professional' at work?

I would think if you have each other's numbers that this would be personal?

I dunno, I'm no 'expert', like...