Post a picture of your ideal women...

[Matty]

My ideal woman wouldnt want her pics posting on BM.

How do you know?

She's humble, modest and not one to pose in her knickers for people to spaff over.

So she just posed for me then? I feel all special now.

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

So she just posed for me then? I feel all special now.

You should be so lucky, I operate on a level way out of my own league let alone anyone elses.

 

[johnmc]

Is she also a virgin?

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

Is she also a virgin?

It'd be nice but alas no.

 

[johnmc]

Is she known to the public?

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

Is she known to the public?

No.

 

[johnmc]

So your ideal woman is just a regular girl if you like.

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

So your ideal woman is just a regular girl if you like.

Yeah, I know my ideal woman, I'm currently in pro longed contract talks with her if you will.

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

fuckin hell look at the tyres.

 

[ratherdeadthanred]

any place
any time
any ....

 

[ratherdeadthanred]

 

[jimharri]

any place
any time
any ....

Wouldn't advise it. She's from dipper-land. She'd be away with your wallet before you could say; "Alright dere, La? Calm down, calm down!".

 

[SWP_8]

i already posted sophie howard, but heres another on of me favourites, perfection she is.....

 

[steaob]

have you got anything older and more realistic for an old git like me...

Apologies in advance

I seen her in Benidorm last year. Sticky Vicky!!!

 

[Kippax.]

 

[blueinkwell]

have you got anything older and more realistic for an old git like me...

 

[ratherdeadthanred]

have you got anything older and more realistic for an old git like me...

jesus christ!

 

[Bluemoon115]

Oh dear!

 

[bornblueegg]

i'm in work mate- scared the shit out of me

 

[SosaFC]

have you got anything older and more realistic for an old git like me...

fuck me .. no please don't actually .. is that a fucking bunch of bees around her midrift .. she'd go down well in germany ..