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[Alan Harper's Tash]

Similar theme: "Dave Whelan's leg"

Wayne Rooney’s hair.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

Internet stopped working.

 

[MarsLlama]

Off topic but I think Hemingway's (allegedly) famous "For sale: baby shoes, never worn" is misinterpreted. It's not implying that the baby has died, more a comment on how fast babies grow out of their fucking clothes

 

[KS55]

Bluemoon is bankrupt.

 

[MarsLlama]

Lion eats Cubscout

 

[cinnamon]

Computer says no.

 

[Sk@mcfc]

I’ve got piles

 

[AliBobbyJ]

The old times.

 

[stonerblue]

Fuck. Right. Off.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Never happened before

 

[GornikDaze]

Similar theme: "Dave Whelan's leg"

What about it?

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Oil ran out

 

[pfazz]

My gall bladder

 

[Bill]

Motor Neurone Disease.

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

What about it?

He doesn't like to mention it!

 

[Blue Mist]

Gail Platts Tits.

 

[blue for life]

Oven ready deal

 

[xmusampa]

up the duff

 

[xmusampa]

ku klux klan

 

[xmusampa]

On the blob