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Stories like that are why I've never got round to having the much needed routine hernia op.
"I'm sorry sir but due to unforseen complications we had to remove your penis"
Be just my luck that.
Should’ve been,

"I'm sorry Mam but due to unforseen complications we had to remove your penis"
 
Stories like that are why I've never got round to having the much needed routine hernia op.
"I'm sorry sir but due to unforseen complications we had to remove your penis"
Be just my luck that.
In my early 50's I needed a hernia operation and made the BIG mistake of having both sides repaired at the same time (crawling on all fours for weeks). Anyway, the morning after the operation a nurse told me that I could go home as soon as the surgeon has checked on me.
The surgeon turned out to be a mature, but very attractive lady. Noticing my surprise, she told me that the operation was carried out entirely by an all-female team.
Cheekily, I said my willy was sore and asked if "I had been interfered with".
I was totally outwitted when she replied "Your dick was in the way so I temporarily sewed it to your ankle".
 
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