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[kaz7]

You know the rules Karen...

You would need to bleach your eyes lol

 

[Blue Mist]

Here is a true story.
A couple of nights ago I dreamed I was playing for a City side made up of both men and women. Our female left back headed the ball out, I hooked it on to the Viking, he set off goalwards, I bust a gut to support him, Erling shot at the far post, I lunged to turn it in. As I lunged, I flung myself out of bed and crashed to the floor. Crazy. I thought there was a mechanism that ‘paralysed’ the body so you didn’t enact your dreams. Didn’t work with me. No doubt that the crash enabled me to remember the dream in detail. Has this happened to you?

Seriously ?

Have you never kicked your wife ?

(In your dream you've just scored the winner)

It's one reason why we now sleep in separate rooms.

 

[bluethrunthru]

The salute at the end isn't really necessary and just adds to the danger but then again I am afraid of heights

 

[Lavinda Past]

No explanation.... I'll just leave this interesting item to your imagination.

 

[Barcon]

No explanation.... I'll just leave this interesting item to your imagination.

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Stool softener. I use the heated car seats in the wifes car.

 

[Blue Mist]

Stool softener. I use the heated car seats in the wifes car.

If you want to soften a stool just use a cushion, but no, they have to invent something ridiculous.






:-)

 

[Barcon]

If you want to soften a stool just use a cushion, but no, they have to invent something ridiculous.






:-)

Try turning it the other way round and tell your three mates to find their own.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Try turning it the other way round and tell your three mates to find their own.

Misty has three mates?

That’s two more than I have... and I'm not too sure about the other one.

 

[calumdown]

computers!?
who needs 'em...

just got back from the police station.

 

[calumdown]

combi boilers!?
who needs 'em

does the same job only much much cheaper