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[Tuearts right boot]

Was shopping earlier on today in Porthmadog when I saw a untied fan with a sponsored jacket, badge etc etc pushing a trolley round Lidl with his wife and 2 boys.....a dastardly plan was hatched.....
" Where are the durexes I asked my wife ??"
"What on earth do you want durexes for "
" I'm going to drop them in that blokes trolley when they're not looking and wait for for hell to erupt at the check out..."
" You are fucking not, now grow up "
I never did get round to doing it based on the fact Lidl dont sell durexes.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

The longest station bench in the world is on Scarborough Station, Yorkshire.

The longest station platform is/was (70's) at Colchester.

 

[CTID1988]

Was shopping earlier on today in Porthmadog when I saw a untied fan with a sponsored jacket, badge etc etc pushing a trolley round Lidl with his wife and 2 boys.....a dastardly plan was hatched.....
" Where are the durexes I asked my wife ??"
"What on earth do you want durexes for "
" I'm going to drop them in that blokes trolley when they're not looking and wait for for hell to erupt at the check out..."
" You are fucking not, now grow up "
I never did get round to doing it based on the fact Lidl dont sell durexes.

Luckily for me though they do sell bin bags

 

[Xhavenjoe]

After the last census, Ireland’s smallest county in size, had the two largest towns.

 

[calumdown]

sudocrem,
once it has dried on clothing/bedding/et cetera,
is highly flammable.

 

[calumdown]

i have more likes than messages posted.

do i win a prize?

 

[Barcon]

Before the discovery of Canada, It was still the 2nd largest country in the world.
It's just that nobody knew.

 

[BlueMojito]

Fish form orderly queues in emergencies. When evacuating through narrow spaces in sketchy situations, schools of neon tetra fish queue so that they don’t collide or clog up the line. Scientists interpreted this behaviour as showing that fish can respect social rules even in emergency situations, unlike us humans. Wonder what they'd be like though if they watched City and were trying to get a beer in at half time?

 

[KS55]

The longest station platform is/was (70's) at Colchester.

Didn’t a platform once start at Exchange, run through Victoria and go all the way to Salford?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Didn’t a platform once start at Exchange, run through Victoria and go all the way to Salford?

I have no idea mate.