Post your guilty secret here.

[lawton mellor]

I like watching Michael Portillo train journeys

you sick bastard

 

[MCFC Wirral]

Portillo is an excellent broadcaster, IMHO.

I’m currently wearing a red football shirt.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Me & the wife agreed many years ago that if our soon to be born child was a boy she’d get to give him his name, if it was a girl then I’d get seniority. Anyways, turns out he was a boy…..and she named him ‘Rio’ I was livid and called him by his middle name for years, he’s 18 now and won’t have his name spoken at City games, but does have it on his season card, obviously never had his name on a shirt growing up or ever understood why she did it, but yeah…forgive me fellow blues

My jaw literally dropped as I read this, accompanied by a silent ‘fuuuckk’.
Poor bugger!
But at least his Dad loves him. ;-)

 

[balotellishaircut]

I still eat farleys rusk with hot milk, I love em.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Are you two free at any time? I enjoy being DP'd

I’d snap you like a wishbone

 

[Stuuuuuu]

Me & the wife agreed many years ago that if our soon to be born child was a boy she’d get to give him his name, if it was a girl then I’d get seniority. Anyways, turns out he was a boy…..and she named him ‘Rio’ I was livid and called him by his middle name for years, he’s 18 now and won’t have his name spoken at City games, but does have it on his season card, obviously never had his name on a shirt growing up or ever understood why she did it, but yeah…forgive me fellow blues

It's never too late to consider adoption.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I enjoy sucking transvestites off in gay saunas

Are you trying to get a U.K. visa?

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Portillo is an excellent broadcaster, IMHO.

I’m currently wearing a red football shirt.

Watching your favourite team play in the Europa League?

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

He was at your house

I know, and he had more than one.

 

[dickie davies]

I’d snap you like a wishbone

You could try, but I've found through lots of experience that those that brag couldn't satisfy a Polo mint