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[aguero93:20]

Piss off lol,i provide an essential service for the lazy twats who can't be arsed to look on twitter

Yeah yeah.

 

[TonyM]

I started a second account called 'pun aguero' and it got perma banned within the initial five posts. They were not abusive, but contained shit puns. I asked for pun to be reinstated but it doesn't look like it's going to happen :-(

No pun attended.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

..."My heart is aching"......... Listen mate, It's wind. We all get it. Nothing to be ashamed about on here.

 

[jay_mcfc]

To be fair even if there was an anonymous option I'd say you've blown it now. Just spit it out, no-one will take the piss. Are you the head of United's security firm?

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

I need some advice now. My heart is aching

Just have a good wank.....You'll feel MUCH better.

 

[sir baconface]

We're very discreet. Just post a picture of your "problem" and we will give an honest assessment.

 

[aguero93:20]

We're very discreet. Just post a picture of your "problem" and we will give an honest assessment.

It's what he's missing rather than what he has:

 

[Barcon]

The problem is you need x no of posts to set up a new account before you can post a new topic. Can't be arsed doing that coz I need some advice now. My heart is aching

No you don't. Any **** can start a thread these days.