Poznan ban?

It's just the rag twats way of having a pop about our ground being owned by the council, another thing do you really think Manchester Council take responsibility for match day insurance not a chance
 
I spoke with a mate at The Council and he told me Terry Christian wasn't banned from Manchester, but he actually moved down south (as he felt more at home with all the other rags)
 
citykev28 said:
terry christian arrived on my radar as a complete twat when they won the european cup in '99. he was on granada reports slating city until lucy meacock told him to give it a rest. however, i like to try to find out about a person before i decide they're a waste of space (except robbie williams and cher lloyd). so when i was at my brother's (rag) house about 5 years ago and saw a terry christian book called reds 'n' the hood, i thought i'd give it a go. in the book, christian explains how his bedroom wall had pictures of bell, lee and summerbee which he'd put up to counter his brother's best, law and charlton posters.

fast forward a couple of years and city get demolished 6-0 by chelsea under svennis. christian is on talksport after the game declaring what an embarrassment city are and that we should remove manchester from our name. i decided to give talksport a tinkle.

TC : evening kevin, a city fan living in hull these days. what did you think of the result?

me : it was appalling, but i'd like to talk about you slagging off a club you used to support.

TC : i'm sorry, i've always been a red.

me : so you didn't used to go to maine road to watch city or have posters of bell, lee and summerbee on your wall until you were about 17?

TC : oh, i know what's happened here. you've been reading my book 'reds 'n' the hood' and decided to take what i wrote literally.

me : so you lied in the book?

TC : why was you reading it if you're a blue?

me : my missus found a copy in the bargain bucket of the local pound shop and thought she'd treat me.

TC : that was nice of her. did she read it and let you look at the pictures?

me : well yes, there was fuck all worth reading.

at this point the gob-shite cut me off but micky quinn took over asking was it true that he'd been a blue. "come on, tell the listeners whether or not kev was right. did you really go to maine road regularly?"

TC : well everyone goes to both grounds as a kid. moving on to the next caller....."


shithouse, liar and a prick.
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Excellent Post, I seriously do not know how people can change from one team to another as fickle as that, not only changing teams but to slate your old team as well *sigh*. Once a blue always a blue once a rag always a rag once you have chosen your team you should stay with it.

On the other hand My dad had a couple of friends that when he was younger had season tickets at the swamp and Maine Road, as the years went by and how we fell and they came on leaps and bounds they changed to just being season ticket holders at United but this is a different Case to Terry Christain, Knob.
 
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citykev28 said:
terry christian arrived on my radar as a complete twat when they won the european cup in '99. he was on granada reports slating city until lucy meacock told him to give it a rest. however, i like to try to find out about a person before i decide they're a waste of space (except robbie williams and cher lloyd). so when i was at my brother's (rag) house about 5 years ago and saw a terry christian book called reds 'n' the hood, i thought i'd give it a go. in the book, christian explains how his bedroom wall had pictures of bell, lee and summerbee which he'd put up to counter his brother's best, law and charlton posters.

fast forward a couple of years and city get demolished 6-0 by chelsea under svennis. christian is on talksport after the game declaring what an embarrassment city are and that we should remove manchester from our name. i decided to give talksport a tinkle.

TC : evening kevin, a city fan living in hull these days. what did you think of the result?

me : it was appalling, but i'd like to talk about you slagging off a club you used to support.

TC : i'm sorry, i've always been a red.

me : so you didn't used to go to maine road to watch city or have posters of bell, lee and summerbee on your wall until you were about 17?

TC : oh, i know what's happened here. you've been reading my book 'reds 'n' the hood' and decided to take what i wrote literally.

me : so you lied in the book?

TC : why was you reading it if you're a blue?

me : my missus found a copy in the bargain bucket of the local pound shop and thought she'd treat me.

TC : that was nice of her. did she read it and let you look at the pictures?

me : well yes, there was fuck all worth reading.

at this point the gob-shite cut me off but micky quinn took over asking was it true that he'd been a blue. "come on, tell the listeners whether or not kev was right. did you really go to maine road regularly?"

TC : well everyone goes to both grounds as a kid. moving on to the next caller....."


shithouse, liar and a prick.
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love this just shows what a fckin lying rag twat he is
 
i would love to see the stewards trying to stop the thousands that do the poznan they would get crushed like ants!
 
My dad used to go to all Citys home games and all rag home games, he played in Beswick Prize Band at half time, he always made me laugh when he got home after the games at the swamp, he came through the door moaning that the tight bleeders never gave them a cup off tea, he had a season ticket at Maine Rd for many years after they stopped the half time band, I only wished he would have lived to know how City are doing now, sadly he died about a year before the takeover.
 
Thomas Woodworth said:
citykev28 said:
terry christian arrived on my radar as a complete twat when they won the european cup in '99. he was on granada reports slating city until lucy meacock told him to give it a rest. however, i like to try to find out about a person before i decide they're a waste of space (except robbie williams and cher lloyd). so when i was at my brother's (rag) house about 5 years ago and saw a terry christian book called reds 'n' the hood, i thought i'd give it a go. in the book, christian explains how his bedroom wall had pictures of bell, lee and summerbee which he'd put up to counter his brother's best, law and charlton posters.

fast forward a couple of years and city get demolished 6-0 by chelsea under svennis. christian is on talksport after the game declaring what an embarrassment city are and that we should remove manchester from our name. i decided to give talksport a tinkle.

TC : evening kevin, a city fan living in hull these days. what did you think of the result?

me : it was appalling, but i'd like to talk about you slagging off a club you used to support.

TC : i'm sorry, i've always been a red.

me : so you didn't used to go to maine road to watch city or have posters of bell, lee and summerbee on your wall until you were about 17?

TC : oh, i know what's happened here. you've been reading my book 'reds 'n' the hood' and decided to take what i wrote literally.

me : so you lied in the book?

TC : why was you reading it if you're a blue?

me : my missus found a copy in the bargain bucket of the local pound shop and thought she'd treat me.

TC : that was nice of her. did she read it and let you look at the pictures?

me : well yes, there was fuck all worth reading.

at this point the gob-shite cut me off but micky quinn took over asking was it true that he'd been a blue. "come on, tell the listeners whether or not kev was right. did you really go to maine road regularly?"

TC : well everyone goes to both grounds as a kid. moving on to the next caller....."


shithouse, liar and a prick.
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Excellent Post, I seriously do not know how people can change from one team to another as fickle as that, not only changing teams but to slate your old team as well *sigh*. Once a blue always a blue once a rag always a rag once you have chosen your team you should stay with it.

On the other hand My dad had a couple of friends that when he was younger had season tickets at the swamp and Maine Road, as the years went by and how we fell and they came on leaps and bounds they changed to just being season ticket holders at United but this is a different Case to Terry Christain, Knob.
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I used to love calling in to say how he was a regular guest speaker at his local city supporters club and that he was being paid by talksport to pretend he was a red when he was a die hard blue with a city duvee. <a class="postlink" href="http://www.itsachristainworld.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">www.itsachristainworld.com</a>
 
I had a phone call about this from a rag mate, who was practically spunking his pants over it. I just took it with a pinch of salt. As if either of the Bernsteins in charge of the FA or Manchester City Council would try and piss off City fans. I remember on Talk Shite a few years back before the derby, Christian was interviewed pre match, and spent the first minute just slagging the blues off. When the presenter butted in and said "Can we mention United?" he replied "I'd rather talk about City" Just about sums him up.
 
MCFC Manchester City FC
Ignore any rumours about The Poznan being banned. These stories are false and it's more than welcome, as always, at the Etihad Stadium #mcfc
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Though why it merited an official response is beyond me
 
Terry Christian. Mouth like a monkfish, faux Salford accent and more brylcreme in his hair than an entire 1940's air force squadron. As funny as a dose of syphilis. As welcome as a kick in the crotch.

But I'm sure you'll agree, my good friend the bard of Salford summed it up perfectly thus-wise:

Like a Night Club in the morning, you’re the bitter end.
Like a recently disinfected shit-house, you’re clean round the bend.

You give me the horrors too bad to be true
All of my tomorrow’s are lousy cos of you.

You put the shat in shatter, put the Pain in Spain
Your germs are splattered about, your face is just a stain

You’re certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag.
Here, do us all a favour, here... wear this polythene bag.

You’re like a dose of scabies, I’ve got you under my skin.
You make life a fairy tale... Grimm!

People mention murder, the moment you arrive.
I’d consider killing you if I thought you were alive.

You’ve got this slippery quality, it makes me think of phlegm,
and a dual personality, I hate both of them.

Your bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay.
Please, please, please, please, take yourself away.

Like a death a birthday party, you ruin all the fun.
Like a sucked and spat our smartie, you’re no use to anyone.

Like the shadow of the guillotine on a dead consumptive’s face.
Speaking as an outsider, what do you think of the human race

You went to a progressive psychiatrist, he recommended suicide...
before scratching your bad name off his list, and pointing the way outside.

You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart.
You’re heading for a breakdown, better pull yourself apart.

Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss.
Your attitudes are platitudes, just make me wanna piss.

What kind of creature bore you? Was is some kind of bat?
They can’t find a good word for you, but I can...


TWAT.
 
Hamann Pineapple said:
MCFC Manchester City FC
Ignore any rumours about The Poznan being banned. These stories are false and it's more than welcome, as always, at the Etihad Stadium #mcfc
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Though why it merited an official response is beyond me
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Like we're gonna stop if it was banned.... What they gonna do throw us all out?


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alblue said:
Tery christian is the biggest prick going, looks like a run over frog, fucking gobshite
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Ha!Ha!Ha!

Citykev, brilliant story, love it!

Wonder if he'll put his City posters back up?
 
BlueInBury said:
Sorry if this had already been posted, haven't seen it anywhere. Loads of rumours flying around today that the Poznan is going to be banned by the FA because Manchester City Counicl have complained they can't afford to pay any compensation as a result of injuries.

I just wanted to say to anybody who is hearing these rumours, it is utter bollocks. Started by that utter mammoth of a rag cock Terry Christian on twitter. Not being funny but if Manchester City Council are that broke that they can't afford compensation claims then I highly doubt they would be pissing off out owners seeing as we are investing millions/billions into the city.

And just in case it isn't bollocks, well they'll have to chain me to my fucking seat before I stop it!
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be careful, you will be caught by cctv camera and pass you straight to the court, just like the rioters.... watch out, this is england :)
 
The Poznan better not be banned, with the negative over cautious boring result over entertainment stuff Mancini dishes out, the thirty second slooking away from the pitch is often welcome relief.
 
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