Pre-match things you'd like to see

[peoffrey]

Half an hour of birching chavs and scrotes

95% of our support? Harsh.

 

[Skashion]

A full stadium, cos everyone's allowed to take pints in with them.

and smokers as well by doing the sensible thing and allowing smoking anywhere where rain falls. If you can get wet you should be able to smoke.

 

[1961_vintage]

Half an hour of birching chavs and scrotes

"Laydeeeeeez and gentlemen. We put before you for your judgement the latest yellow-toothed, stinking of shit nicotine addicts extracted from the 121 bogs. What say you Eithad??!!"

 

[Seasideblue]

Half an hour of birching chavs and scrotes

"Laydeeeeeez and gentlemen. We put before you for your judgement the latest yellow-toothed, stinking of shit nicotine addicts extracted from the 121 bogs. What say you Eithad??!!"

Eithad says give him a light you tight bastard :-)

 

[1961_vintage]

Half an hour of birching chavs and scrotes

"Laydeeeeeez and gentlemen. We put before you for your judgement the latest yellow-toothed, stinking of shit nicotine addicts extracted from the 121 bogs. What say you Eithad??!!"

Eithad says give him a light you tight bastard :-)

lol - immolation all round - like your style!!

 

[Ezra]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eetBrWDe1YM[/youtube]

So far this is for me ;-)

Ditto..especially in Winter!

 

[BrianW]

Bring back the Beswick Prize Band.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Natalie Pike in heels and a bikini holding a number 1 board for the first half.

Spot on.

Depends on the size of the board. We don't want MCFC assets being hidden under a bushel or a board.

I would much prefer, though, two-nil to flash up on the screen just as the fair play handshake was taking place!

 

[CTID1]

This is a Natlie Pike thread isn't it?? But no seriously, yes yes yes

Natalie sat on my lap rubbing blue ketchup over herself