Predict tomorrow's Sunday papers Bollocks!

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BLUEMATT23

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Ok a bit of fun what's gonna be the crap the journo's are thinking of right now to print for the Sunday papers?

I'm going for City have 45 players on their books but Mancini wants 2 more!
OR
Mario does an Irish jig and causes Bobby to haul him away from the club dinner.
 
Adebayor and Real Madrid

They are in England at the moment.

One of the journos will make the connection even if it doesn't exist
 
"HOSTAGE! Adam Johnson forced to stay at moneybags City as move is blocked"

"£95m for THIS? Sergio Aguero benched as City squeeze past Irish part-timers"
 
"POOR POOR CITY ONLY 3-0"
"SAMARAS IN WIN A TACKLE SHOCKER"
"AGUERO SNUBBED"
"AGUERO,I WANT TO GO HOME"
"MANCINI'S LONG HAIR DISGRACE"
"TEVEZ,THAT BASTARD KUN HAS STOLEN MY THUNDER"
"WEISS IN,OH THOSE AWFUL NASTY CELTIC FANS" ;)
"CITY FAN BETS SON OF A CAT @ 18/1"

Choose any ye like.

(i thought the NOTW had folded)
 
PLAY IT AGAIN SAM....MAN

MANCINI EYES DOUBLE SWOOP FOR SAMRI NASRI & SAMUEL ETO
AS TEVEZ THREATENS TO BE A FUGITIVE
 
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