Predict tomorrow's Sunday papers Bollocks!

fun post keep it up.

Ibrahima Drame hat trick against Manyoo alerts UAE neighbours. A source close to the owner of Manchester City, Sheikh Mansour, states that " we are aware of the boy" and have been tracking him since birth. Negotiations with his agent could follow, and City may put in an offer that could potentially eclipse that of Aguero.
 
Exclusive!!!

Man city Amy winehouse shame

Pals close to the troubled star say hours before her death Amy had in her possession a copy of 'sham' city's season review 06/07. Pals blame them for troubled stars death. Interviews from Patrick kielty, eamonn Holmes and Zoe ball .
 
meldrew said:
Exclusive!!!

Man city Amy winehouse shame

Pals close to the troubled star say hours before her death Amy had in her possession a copy of 'sham' city's season review 06/07. Pals blame them for troubled stars death. Interviews from Patrick kielty, eamonn Holmes and Zoe ball .

Below the belt.

Mega rich city could only manage a 3-0 win, when un***d won 7-1.


Obviously no mention of how many teenagers were playing for us.




The future is most definitely BLUE, Amen.
 
BALOTELLI SHIRT SHOCKER

Mario Balotelli has angered his former club by promising to play in todays friendly with a T Shirt under his City top of Wesley Sneijder appearing to give Sir Alex Ferguson a Blow Job.
 
"JOEY HART GETS £499,995 PER WEEK"
"CITY SELL JO FOR £499,995 TO ABERDEEN"
"UNITED OFFER £200,000 FOR AGUERO" (It's all they've got left)
"10,000 ABERDEEN FANS IN MASS SUICIDE"
"65,000 THAI'S IN MASS SUICIDE"
"SLUR ALEC QUITS THE BOOZE"......Fuk,the NOTW is back.
 
Kompany and de Jong going back to hamburg because city are too tight to give them a pay rise.<br /><br />-- Sat Jul 30, 2011 8:52 pm --<br /><br />Kompany and de Jong going back to hamburg because city are too tight to give them a pay rise.
 

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