Premier League Games 11/12/13/14 August 2023

[malg]

Jota goes into his barber;
Barber; 'what'll it be today sir' ?
'Anything that makes me look a right ****'.

Same barber as Foden then.

 

[lancs blue]

What’s the normal effective period of the average Asthma medication for heavy physical exertion?

In my case about 30 secs.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

if either of these teams played like this against us, arsenal, daresay even newcastle, this game would be finished by now

Exactly what I was thinking.

 

[tregyblue61]

Cracking first half that. Chelsea grown into the game. Good to Sterling enjoying himself too.

 

[chesterbells]

How’s Tyler’s replacement done?

 

[Crooked_rain]

How’s Tyler’s replacement done?

We need to wait until the Rags play to hear if he spaffs in his Y fronts when they score

 

[Bluewonder]

Two shite teams.

 

[malg]

How’s Tyler’s replacement done?

No point asking on here.

 

[Gazza]

You'd think Chelsea would put a local charity on their shirts while they're waiting for a real sponsor.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

How’s Tyler’s replacement done?

Tries too hard to put in silly ways of structuring his sentences.