Premier league games 15/16/17th October

[SebastianBlue]

This new rule for no infringement for pens is crazy. There was less contact than the Sterling pen we had given against us.

New rule: referees cannot give a penalty unless at least two thirds of the match day crowd scream for it. It will be measured by decibel level but, in order to preserve the "human element" and "storied tradition of football", the fourth official will estimate the noise level by ear and determine if the crowd reaction is worth a penalty using a confidential 27-point grading rubric. They will then convey that resulting grade to the FA for review. After a minimum three day common period they will be able to award the penalty if warranted. In the unlikely event that the match has already finished they will flip a specially minted coin designed by FIFA and manufactured in Switzerland (for optimal quality and discretion)—if heads, the fouled team will be given a goal to apply to any future matches. If tails, a member of the match day crowd will be executed by firing squad. The crowd member may defer their execution to a member of their team's backroom staff for a grassroots football campaign contribution of £500,000 unless the club has designated that staff member as "vital" for the operations of the club—the club may only designate ten such staff members.

I think it is quite reasonable and likely to be implemented.

 

[Aytoun]

Just been reading an article about tonights match in The Sporting Life " the two most sophisticated & intelligent players on the pitch, Lingard & Milner " YCNMIU

 

[mat]

Is there a match on tonight...?

I'm only seeing adverts for the bald men fighting over a comb trophy on tele.

 

[kaz7]

I'm looking foward to it actually,to see 2 has beens doing battle for the bestest has been trophy,tantrums from maureen and klipperty,whats not to like

 

[jimharri]

I'm looking foward to it actually,to see 2 has beens doing battle for the bestest has been trophy,tantrums from maureen and klipperty,whats not to like

B-b-but, Eastenders is on tonight. Den and Ange, Arthur, Curly Watts, Tiffany. No contest.

 

[kaz7]

Manchester United lack "identity" under new manager Jose Mourinho, making Liverpool favourites for Monday's Premier League match, says Old Trafford legend Paul Scholes.

United, seventh in the table, go to Anfield three points behind Liverpool.

Scholes says there is still "confusion" over Mourinho's best side, whereas Reds boss Jurgen Klopp has "stamped his way of playing football" on his team.

"If you were betting, you would be betting on Liverpool," he said.

He'll be off the christmas card list

 

[mat]

I'm looking foward to it actually,to see 2 has beens doing battle for the bestest has been trophy,tantrums from maureen and klipperty,whats not to like

The hype might be more than the game itself. But like a bad car crash I cant help but look.....

 

[Don Karleone]

The gift that keeps on giving.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

The gift that keeps on giving.

Who the fuck wears Prada?

 

[manimanc]

Is it tonight the Liverpool v rags match? It's just that I've heard absolutely nobody on sky sports news talking about it, the back 4 or 5 sports pages of the papers haven't picked up on it yet and the radio haven't talked about it for a whole show. I thought they'd all be waving their cocks at such a monumental event on the sports calendar.