Premier League Games 16/17/18 October

[burning blue soul]

I’d love my eulogy to be replete with jokes.

They can just read out some of you BM posts, surely? ;)

 

[hilts]

To be fair, other than a hospital, there can't be many better places to have a heart attack than a Premier League football stadium nowadays. Hope they're alright.

Margot Robbies bed?

 

[remember arthur mann]

For all the money in the game the punditry is amateurish, listening to Earle and Howard, dreadful. OK it's yank but let's have it right, ours are just as bad.

 

[Chris B]

I hope they hire a comedian at your funeral then.

I sure hope people have a joke and laugh at it.

 

[moggymoz]

Would love to see Newcastle go down, can't stand the cunts.

 

[mat]

I’d be up for that for my funeral. Someone taking the piss out of me while I’m lying there with people having a laugh about things I did in my life.

Fuck having them all sat there crying about me!

Indeed.

A roast before being literally roasted would do me.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

In hindsight, more significant for being Zabbas debut. Who would have thought?

That was West Ham first home game of the season before the takeover wasn’t it?

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

Geordies lacking a Sterling type of player in their team.
Obviously we must resist any bid in the transfer window.
(coughs).

I don't think I could handle if I had to watch him and Saint-Maximin in the same team. That would be exquisite torture.

 

[mat]

Geordies lacking a Sterling type of player in their team.
Obviously we must resist any bid in the transfer window.
(coughs).

£101 million would be a fair price...

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

Indeed.

A roast before being literally roasted would do me.

I'd roll you out like a red carpet. You'd be the door-mat.