Premier League Games 30/31 March '24

[RobinHood]

Sky don't half show very random stats. Most defeats in Europe since a certain date in Nov.

 

[SebastianBlue]

"The titan, Kobbie Mainoo passes to the giant, Marcus Rashford, making them both seem normal-sized."

“Mainoo will go down in history as one of the many footballers that played this weekend!”

 

[super_city_si]

To anyone with a newborn baby


Marcus Rashford's head is a reminder not to keep a baby laid on its back for too long, you have to alternate between putting them on their back and their front because their soft head will become like rashfords at the back

Also dont pick them up by the nose

 

[Crooked_rain]

Also dont pick them up by the nose

And that

 

[Debaser]

United have not got a fucking clue when a defence is organised in front of them. They would have been better giving Brentford a goal kick and trying to break from deep again. So fucking shit.

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

“Mainoo will go down in history as one of the many footballers that played this weekend!”

On the US broadcast, what’s-his-name said Mainoo reminded him of Paul Scholes.

The desperation is so palpable.

 

[mancboy]

Really flowing attractive team to watch are United. Lovely interplay and great playing from the back. They should be higher in the league.

can i please share whatever drugs you're on

 

[mr simon pegson]

why has Rashford got gloves on?

 

[chris85mcfc]

Brentford shite, just sitting back waiting to concede.

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

This game will finally answer the age-old philosophical question... what happens when an easily stoppable force meets an effortlessly moveable object?