Premier League Games 31/Aug & 1/Sept

[lefty goldblatt]

Heretic. They're "The World's Greatest Club", and don't you forget it.

Sorry, sir.
Consider my forelock tugged, and my body bowed in reverence

 

[kippaxwarrior]

How has he missed that?

 

[Dr Jacoby]

Tottenham on track for more undeserved points.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Tyler has just said the word dipper

Liverpool erupts

 

[Chi-town blues]

Gundozi sounds like Turkish hash desert;)

 

[discopop]

One dirty snide for another

 

[Chi-town blues]

Dildo alli

 

[lonestay]

Dilly dally will get a yellow

 

[Mancityus]

Has VAR been disabled for Spuds penalty area ?

 

[OntarioBlue]

Quiz of the day - who is the bigger twat - Lamela or Dele Ali.

Too close to call for me.