Premier League Games 31th Aug/ 1st Sept 2024

[jrb]

Can the **** shout any louder before a shot?

 

[MadchesterCity]

Both of these teams look terrible. United are donkeys except for Fernandes and Liverpool look out of sync. Any goals will be flukes.

Fernandes

negatives
he’s a **** and shit at football
gives the ball away frequently
zero legs

Positives
he’s good at pointing

 

[Gordyola]

50 thousand Mancunians

Hahahahaha

More like 50

 

[wolviedinho]

Syphilis 0 Gonorrhoea 1

Haha brilliant

 

[OrigamiNinja]

I see that Mainoo is still the slowest, most unfit 19yo pro footballer in the Prem. Decent on the ball but can’t move.

 

[paulchapo]

Dirty bastard that little weirdo.

 

[Churchlawtonblue]

Where was the rags right back Mazouri for that goal? Last seen ambling back from the HW line. Lol

 

[Bluemoon115]

No way this ends 11 vs 11.

 

[stan bowles]

Bernardo type challenge

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

MAZWOWEEE!

Calm down you boring ****.

Sounded like Harvey Price trying to say Maserati.