Premier League Games 4/ 5/6 May

[kippaxwarrior]

The ego is an amazing thing. Wonder if he still thinks he's good enough to manage Madrid ffs

Imagine if he ever rocked up at Madrid?

All the players would be like this

 

[SebastianBlue]

On the road right now (not driving, mind).

Let me guess what’s been happening on the touch line for this one:

Big Sam is anxiously chewing away at a marrow bone whilst gesticulating wildly at his players to move faster to the ball, “get stuck in”, and imparting other random morsels of wisdom like “have at it lads” and “attack the ball, for ****s sake!!”

Leslie is sitting, smackedarse, arms firmly folded like a well-constructed log chalet, attempting to impart skill and motivation to his side with telepathy his missus tells him he has because he is special.

Am I close?

 

[kippaxwarrior]

On the road right now (not driving, mind).

Let me guess what’s been happening on the touch line for this one:

Big Sam is anxiously chewing away at a marrow bone whilst gesticulating wildly at his players to move faster to the ball, “get stuck in”, and imparting other random morsels of wisdom like “have at it lads” and “attack the ball, for ****s sake!!”

Leslie is sitting, smackedarse, arms firmly folded like a well-constructed log chalet, attempting to impart skill and motivation to his side with telepathy his missus tells him he has because he is special.

Am I close?

Note quite. Hughes is stood up in double teapot mode. Spot on about Sam though

 

[kaz7]

Saints 1-0

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

big goal by Pep's favourite player.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Fucking hell a goal!

 

[pudge]

1-0 Saints. Oof that's a big goal.

Stoke fans will be ready to lynch Hughes if he keeps Southampton up.

 

[RandomJ]

BOOOOOOOO

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Fat Sam's tactics now hes gone a goal behind? Open another packet of chewing gum

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

Huddersfield desperately need a result tomorrow, we need to bring our A game.