Premier League Games 9/10/11/13 March '24

[Ted_Bovis]

It seems longer than the Superbowl.
All they are short is for Usher to make an appearance at half time

Well they could have Ten Bob instead of 50 cent?

 

[dubblue]

Everton finishing is laughable

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Everton look like they could be playing until next Saturday and still not score

Ashley Young coming on! Better not speak too soon!

The only thing that **** can do is dive.
And eat bird shit

 

[MCFC1993]

Haha, Everton all over that, should score.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Calvert-Lewin's first touch always finds a United player, some ability that.

Is he playing in Stilletto boots ?

 

[Nellies left peg]

Everton look like they could be playing until next Saturday and still not score

Ashley Young coming on! Better not speak too soon!

Cue a flock of geese flying overhead to try to deposit another one in his mouth

 

[Crooked_rain]

Well it's no surprise that they are the lowest scoring team from open play this season

 

[Briggs1969]

Everton following the script I see?

 

[Shirley]

Can’t score for toffee

 

[tweety]

Championship level at best this game, pound for pound the rags are the worst side in football history.