President Trump

Fuck me it’s like a Disney parade, after trooping the colour today it’s laughable. They are all sat behind bulletproof glass there’s more crowds at the No King protests, Trump looks bored to fuck and Melania can’t wait to get back to sunshine. The two tanks in front of the stage look plastic, im half expecting toy soldiers from Toy Story to make an appearance.
Irony of it raining on his parade.
 
I can’t believe how bad this parade is, they can’t even march properly, they are ambling up the road half of them aren’t even in step with each other, every fucker is in green and it’s got rock music sponsored by UFC! It’s like Team America! I can’t wait for South Park to rip this apart.
 
2,835 pages on an American President. Obsession.
 
I can’t believe how bad this parade is, they can’t even march properly, they are ambling up the road half of them aren’t even in step with each other, every fucker is in green and it’s got rock music sponsored by UFC! It’s like Team America! I can’t wait for South Park to rip this apart.
Putin will be pissing himself.
 
Fuck me it’s like a Disney parade, after trooping the colour today it’s laughable. They are all sat behind bulletproof glass there’s more crowds at the No King protests, Trump looks bored to fuck and Melania can’t wait to get back to sunshine. The two tanks in front of the stage look plastic, im half expecting toy soldiers from Toy Story to make an appearance.
Irony of it raining on his parade.
Refused to watch it.

By all accounts it was an absolute shit-show.
 
Just need Sean Spicer to confirm how many millions of people there were at his vanity parade.
Between the assassinations, Iran/Israel and No Kings, it’s getting less airplay than I expected. Surprised he didn’t call up Netty and ask him to stop launching missiles for a while so the world could focus on his birthday parade. Fuck him — I watched the U.S. Open, now going out with some friends for paella, and then hoping to catch the last few innings of Giants/Dodgers.
 

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