President Trump

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

For Heaven's sake, give him that fucking Peas Prize
handed over by the Northumbrian Peas Committee.

Give peas a chance...

 

[babyape]

His blood pressure will be through the roof.

His blood pressure will be the likes of which no blood pressure has been before. Much better than Obama and that loser springsteens.

 

[noseve]

He's just woken up so expect the rants shortly.

They should tell him that he won it - he never fact-checks anything, anyway.

 

[noseve]

Give peas a chance...

"Hey, Smashie - you're on top, pun-tastic form today"



Edit - just realised that you probably won't understand this, being in the States. It's a compliment :-)

 

[babyape]

They should tell him that he won it - he never fact-checks anything, anyway.

He’ll probably share an AI generated acceptance speech on social media believing he actually said it.

 

[blueinsa]

Bad news for a handful of democrats he will now make up charges against blaming them.

 

[noseve]

It’s not beyond the realm that the person to stop DJT might win it.

Has a sniper ever won the Nobel Peace Prize?

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

It’s fucking Oddjob

Harold Sakata was of Japanese descent; Humpty Dumpty Jr. here is of Chinese descent.

Interestingly Sakata was a veteran and a member of the U.S. Olympic team. Doubt Cheung has done much other than simp for politicians.

 

[ChicagoBlue]

No NPP this year Donald - suck it up.
Maria Corina Machado of Venezuela is the Laureate.

At least now I know why Trump has declared we are at war with Venezuela!!

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

At least now I know why Trump has declared we are at war with Venezuela!!

I really do hope that the illegal bombing of the Venezuelan 'drug' boats swayed the Nobel committee members into awarding her the prize, just to stick the knife in.

 

[ChicagoBlue]

Nobel committee's words today on democracy

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Not exactly the kind of paragraph that screams “Trump!” is it?! Unless, of course, you swap “authoritarians” and “Trump,” but then James Talarico would be the perfect recipient to absolutely piss off the R’s and esp that special breed they call “Texans!”

 

[ChicagoBlue]

if he ever "wins", an avalanche of returned medals from past winners is a given, in fact it would so damage the whole integrity of the award it may as well call it a day. A peace prize to a convicted felon, pardoned the armed criminals who stormed the Capitol killing 5 people, 174 injured, planned a backed by trump in his illegal efforts to over-turn the election result. ffs !

Not to mention rapist and kiddie fiddler, who won’t allow any info out and is about to give a free pass to convicted sex trafficker, GM!

 

[flook]

Has a sniper ever won the Nobel Peace Prize?

There's a first time for everything

 

[dickie davies]

They should tell him that he won it - he never fact-checks anything, anyway.

Give it a couple of weeks and he'll be tweeting he did win it

 

[journolud]

Obviously the vote was rigged and the prize has been stolen from him

 

[ChicagoBlue]

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Well, I guess that myopic response cooks his goose for next year!

Love how they sneak in a nice little biblical reference, too, as if to gild the lily! The Christian Nationalists will be as happy as the Jews to read that…unless they realize he thinks he’s the Messiah, even though he’s just a naughty boy!

Additionally, let’s step back for a moment and take in the fact that the POTUS has felt the need to speak out against the Nobel Committee, and belittle a universally admired prize, because he didn’t win it, even though he wasn’t even President when they started the process and has not done a damned thing to strive to bring the kind of peace the Committee both admires and rewards!

Trump wins the Munchausen By Proxy Award, though, hands down!

 

[denislawsbackheel]

I prefer Verve but wouldn’t waste it on that ****

Do you mean Veuve?

 

[Blue Maverick]

Obviously the vote was rigged and the prize has been stolen from him

It was Biiiidens fault.

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

I very much doubt it, Netanyahu is a wanted war criminal and Trump is his best buddy that's aided and abetted him.

Well they gave Obama one in a year he bombed about 6 different countries so I wouldn't rule it out completely

 

[mexico1970]

Well they gave Obama one in a year he bombed about 6 different countries so I wouldn't rule it out completely

Obama also deported more illegal aliens :)