Press conference today! CANCELLED

[Bilboblue]

Why was it cancelled?

Didn't really want to reveal this but there's been a big fall-out between Hughes and the head chair putter-outer (or Director of Ad Hoc Seating, to give him his official title). Apparently Hughesw likes the chairs arranged one way and this guy does it another way. This came ot a head when he set out the first six chairs for the planed press conference in two rows, one chair behind another (the straight 3-3 as it's known in the profession).

Hughes lost his temper as he usually likes the offset 3-3, with the rear chair placed BETWEEN the two in front. Although this looks a bit untidy, it has the advantage that the people in the back row can see properly even if they're sat behind someone taller. However, for this press conference, he'd planned to specifically change the formation to the 1-2-3 (or Pyramid as it's known). This gets round the untidiness of the offset 3-3 but leaves one person (or three depending one which way round it is) a row further back than they might have been in a 3-3. The Pyramid was used with some success by Mourinho when at Chelsea as he liked to be able to see everyone and liked them to be able to see him.

Anyway I digress but essentially the chief chair putter outer put all the chairs away in a fit of temper and told Hughes that he could "F****** well put his own f****** chairs out in whatever f****** formation he f****** well wanted!"

Hughes then decided to get rid of the whole chair putting out team and bring in the one he had at Blackburn but we obviously can't hold any press conferences until we've agreed compensation with Blackburn.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Quality that!

 

[without a dream]

Why was it cancelled?

Didn't really want to reveal this but there's been a big fall-out between Hughes and the head chair putter-outer (or Director of Ad Hoc Seating, to give him his official title). Apparently Hughesw likes the chairs arranged one way and this guy does it another way. This came ot a head when he set out the first six chairs for the planed press conference in two rows, one chair behind another (the straight 3-3 as it's known in the profession).

Hughes lost his temper as he usually likes the offset 3-3, with the rear chair placed BETWEEN the two in front. Although this looks a bit untidy, it has the advantage that the people in the back row can see properly even if they're sat behind someone taller. However, for this press conference, he'd planned to specifically change the formation to the 1-2-3 (or Pyramid as it's known). This gets round the untidiness of the offset 3-3 but leaves one person (or three depending one which way round it is) a row further back than they might have been in a 3-3. The Pyramid was used with some success by Mourinho when at Chelsea as he liked to be able to see everyone and liked them to be able to see him.

Anyway I digress but essentially the chief chair putter outer put all the chairs away in a fit of temper and told Hughes that he could "F****** well put his own f****** chairs out in whatever f****** formation he f****** well wanted!"

Hughes then decided to get rid of the whole chair putting out team and bring in the one he had at Blackburn but we obviously can't hold any press conferences until we've agreed compensation with Blackburn.

so his dads out of a job!? ;)

 

[Ederson1000YardDrive]

Was there ever officially going to be one today?

Don't call his dad a liar

Whos Dad? Well to be honest it sounds like some ones been telling porkey pies to me!

 

[blumoon]

Why was it cancelled?

Didn't really want to reveal this but there's been a big fall-out between Hughes and the head chair putter-outer (or Director of Ad Hoc Seating, to give him his official title). Apparently Hughesw likes the chairs arranged one way and this guy does it another way. This came ot a head when he set out the first six chairs for the planed press conference in two rows, one chair behind another (the straight 3-3 as it's known in the profession).

Hughes lost his temper as he usually likes the offset 3-3, with the rear chair placed BETWEEN the two in front. Although this looks a bit untidy, it has the advantage that the people in the back row can see properly even if they're sat behind someone taller. However, for this press conference, he'd planned to specifically change the formation to the 1-2-3 (or Pyramid as it's known). This gets round the untidiness of the offset 3-3 but leaves one person (or three depending one which way round it is) a row further back than they might have been in a 3-3. The Pyramid was used with some success by Mourinho when at Chelsea as he liked to be able to see everyone and liked them to be able to see him.

Anyway I digress but essentially the chief chair putter outer put all the chairs away in a fit of temper and told Hughes that he could "F****** well put his own f****** chairs out in whatever f****** formation he f****** well wanted!"

Hughes then decided to get rid of the whole chair putting out team and bring in the one he had at Blackburn but we obviously can't hold any press conferences until we've agreed compensation with Blackburn.

PMSL

 

[DTKOAG]

Why was it cancelled?

Didn't really want to reveal this but there's been a big fall-out between Hughes and the head chair putter-outer (or Director of Ad Hoc Seating, to give him his official title). Apparently Hughesw likes the chairs arranged one way and this guy does it another way. This came ot a head when he set out the first six chairs for the planed press conference in two rows, one chair behind another (the straight 3-3 as it's known in the profession).

Hughes lost his temper as he usually likes the offset 3-3, with the rear chair placed BETWEEN the two in front. Although this looks a bit untidy, it has the advantage that the people in the back row can see properly even if they're sat behind someone taller. However, for this press conference, he'd planned to specifically change the formation to the 1-2-3 (or Pyramid as it's known). This gets round the untidiness of the offset 3-3 but leaves one person (or three depending one which way round it is) a row further back than they might have been in a 3-3. The Pyramid was used with some success by Mourinho when at Chelsea as he liked to be able to see everyone and liked them to be able to see him.

Anyway I digress but essentially the chief chair putter outer put all the chairs away in a fit of temper and told Hughes that he could "F****** well put his own f****** chairs out in whatever f****** formation he f****** well wanted!"

Hughes then decided to get rid of the whole chair putting out team and bring in the one he had at Blackburn but we obviously can't hold any press conferences until we've agreed compensation with Blackburn.

Allardyce is gonna takes us to the cleaners again i fear

 

[BlueSinceBirth]

Didn't really want to reveal this but there's been a big fall-out between Hughes and the head chair putter-outer (or Director of Ad Hoc Seating, to give him his official title). Apparently Hughesw likes the chairs arranged one way and this guy does it another way. This came ot a head when he set out the first six chairs for the planed press conference in two rows, one chair behind another (the straight 3-3 as it's known in the profession).

Hughes lost his temper as he usually likes the offset 3-3, with the rear chair placed BETWEEN the two in front. Although this looks a bit untidy, it has the advantage that the people in the back row can see properly even if they're sat behind someone taller. However, for this press conference, he'd planned to specifically change the formation to the 1-2-3 (or Pyramid as it's known). This gets round the untidiness of the offset 3-3 but leaves one person (or three depending one which way round it is) a row further back than they might have been in a 3-3. The Pyramid was used with some success by Mourinho when at Chelsea as he liked to be able to see everyone and liked them to be able to see him.

Anyway I digress but essentially the chief chair putter outer put all the chairs away in a fit of temper and told Hughes that he could "F****** well put his own f****** chairs out in whatever f****** formation he f****** well wanted!"

Hughes then decided to get rid of the whole chair putting out team and bring in the one he had at Blackburn but we obviously can't hold any press conferences until we've agreed compensation with Blackburn.

so his dads out of a job!? ;)

Do you have to be welsh to apply?

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[skybluenorth]

I don't think we should act to quickly here I have ITK that the Blackburn Chief Chair Putter Outer is in actual fact cup tied, much like Jo.

Also Bluesincebirths Dad is subject to some kind of third party ownership deal. But I must stress he isn't a liar.

 

[masterwig]

I don't think we should act to quickly here I have ITK that the Blackburn Chief Chair Putter Outer is in actual fact cup tied, much like Jo.

Also Bluesincebirths Dad is subject to some kind of third party ownership deal. But I must stress he isn't a liar.

Jo's cup-tied?

 

[mancitygaz]

Why was it cancelled?

Didn't really want to reveal this but there's been a big fall-out between Hughes and the head chair putter-outer (or Director of Ad Hoc Seating, to give him his official title). Apparently Hughes likes the chairs arranged one way and this guy does it another way. This came to a head when he set out the first six chairs for the planned press conference in two rows, one chair behind another (the straight 3-3 as it's known in the profession).

Hughes lost his temper as he usually likes the offset 3-3, with the rear chair placed BETWEEN the two in front. Although this looks a bit untidy, it has the advantage that the people in the back row can see properly even if they're sat behind someone taller. However, for this press conference, he'd planned to specifically change the formation to the 1-2-3 (or Pyramid as it's known). This gets round the untidiness of the offset 3-3 but leaves one person (or three depending one which way round it is) a row further back than they might have been in a 3-3. The Pyramid was used with some success by Mourinho when at Chelsea as he liked to be able to see everyone and liked them to be able to see him.

Anyway I digress but essentially the chief chair putter outer put all the chairs away in a fit of temper and told Hughes that he could "F****** well put his own f****** chairs out in whatever f****** formation he f****** well wanted!"

Hughes then decided to get rid of the whole chair putting out team and bring in the one he had at Blackburn but we obviously can't hold any press conferences until we've agreed compensation with Blackburn.

Edit: Forgot to say - keep this to yourselves as we don't want the press getting hold of this and our transfer targets seeing headlines like "City Chair Man resigns" or "That's Seat - You're Fired"

Quality,
Thats just made my day, classic.

 

[city stew]

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Lol the press conference isnt until this afternoon but they've already put the seats out?

Unlikely.

if the press confernce is at the coms the seats are always out ! i know this cos iam a steward and conference room is where we do our nvqs