Problems when wives are right!

[2sheikhs]

It's all about finding a happy medium. I don't think most women want a bloke that just sits there saying, "yes dear, no dear".
On the other hand, if you want to argue with them at certain times, you'd get less grief if you covered yourself in treacle and poked a wasp nest.

Choose your battles wisely.

 

[BimboBob]

For once I am sat in on a Friday night, with the missus, watching television. EastEnders appears to be the programme of choice. When I pointed out that the fish bloke, Karl out of that decorating programme, was of fuck all use with a knife, she has gone all wobbly on me. Then a customer asked for her 'usual'. At a fish stall? Usual? This was met with a blank stare. Am now in my PC room.

 

[stony]

For once I am sat in on a Friday night, with the missus, watching television. EastEnders appears to be the programme of choice. When I pointed out that the fish bloke, Karl out of that decorating programme, was of fuck all use with a knife, she has gone all wobbly on me. Then a customer asked for her 'usual'. At a fish stall? Usual? This was met with a blank stare. Am now in my PC room.

Could be worse mate, you could still be sat with the mrs watching Eastenders.

 

[BimboBob]

Could be worse mate, you could still be sat with the mrs watching Eastenders.

I lasted 20 minutes, a record for me.

 

[stony]

I lasted 20 minutes, a record for me.

I'm currently in a house of plague and I am the only one still functioning. I had a bit of a sniffle yesterday but the way Mrs Stony and No1 son are carrying on you'd think they were dying.
Tbf to the boy he does seem to be a tad delirious and is mumbling a lot in his sleep.

 

[Sunny Coast Blue]

Not in my lifetime!


Oh dear

 

[Stoned Rose]

early evening Tuesday I was summoned to the kitchen where I received a criticism of the way I put things in the fridge sloppily! It was pointed out to me how slack I was and that i should fix it. I ignored said request and went back to more important things.

20 minutes later I go to grab a beer from the fridge and the bloody bottle thatvibhad apprently put in slackly leaps from the fridge on to my little toe and now it is broken (toe not bottle) worst thing still the wife was watching.

been an effort all week to hide pain and try to minimise the "I told you so"

Any man who gets 'summonsed to the kitchen' deserves everything he gets.

Grow a set of balls you soft ****.

;)

 

[Balti]

 

[Damocles]

My missus and I have been together for about 8 years or so and every single day, three or four times a day for that entire time and that's not an exaggeration, I have to tell her to shut the fucking door when she leaves a room.

Then an hour later she comes back whinging that she wants the heating on because "she's one of those cold people".

 

[worsleyweb]

My missus and I have been together for about 8 years or so and every single day, three or four times a day for that entire time and that's not an exaggeration, I have to tell her to shut the fucking door when she leaves a room.

Then an hour later she comes back whinging that she wants the heating on because "she's one of those cold people".

My mrs has the windows open all winter with the heating on. I can't get warm with her. It's like living outside.