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Who will risk shelling out £30-40million for a snake?

Will Inter or whoever really want this twat?

Tevez may never play worthwhile football ever again.
What a thick, ill-advised little boy he is. Just imagine Carlos, the dream that took you from a life of poverty to unimaginable wealth?

Sounds great... but not with your new-found self-loathing and comfort eating. You've brought it on yourself and I have little sympathy. ****.
 
Unfortunately he is a great striker and people will overlook shit like that in order to make their club successful. We took Balotelli knowing what he can be like. He won't struggle to find another club unfortunately.
 
RandomJ said:
Unfortunately he is a great striker and people will overlook shit like that in order to make their club successful. We took Balotelli knowing what he can be like. He won't struggle to find another club unfortunately.
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I know clubs will buy killer drink-drivers and sex offenders (to their shame), but they are usually free or cheap. I want rid of Tevez, but for the £30-40million, we want. Not for a cut-price of £20million.

Apart from my anger at the twat. The real question is:
Will any club risk £30million on a flaky, self-important, selfish, unprofessional, dis-loyal, divisive, arse-biscuit chomping shitbag?
 
Corinthians will still take him if we trust their payment methods. We should lower the price slightly and set up an agreement for first option on their youths.
 
LoveCity said:
Corinthians will still take him if we trust their payment methods. We should lower the price slightly and set up an agreement for first option on their youths.
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If they offer 3/4 what they offered last time I'll be ecstatic. We can't realistically get much for him now. If we get 30m euro I'll buy dinner for our negotiator.
 
I said it in another thread and I'll say it again. F the money, we should sell him for cheap to a club in Siberia.
 
Sell him for £1 to some shit Russian side where it's minus 20 in winter and he's miles and miles away from Argentina then see if he still thinks he has it so bad.
 
Hopefully that rich Russian club will buy him would take 30 mill right now (saying that though id take 30p for him right now the mood im it )
 
Swales lives said:
RandomJ said:
Unfortunately he is a great striker and people will overlook shit like that in order to make their club successful. We took Balotelli knowing what he can be like. He won't struggle to find another club unfortunately.
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I know clubs will buy killer drink-drivers and sex offenders (to their shame), but they are usually free or cheap. I want rid of Tevez, but for the £30-40million, we want. Not for a cut-price of £20million.

Apart from my anger at the twat. The real question is:
Will any club risk £30million on a flaky, self-important, selfish, unprofessional, dis-loyal, divisive, arse-biscuit chomping shitbag?
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imo no one will want to pay fuck all for the dickhead even if you dis-regard the price (and I cant see anyone risking bugger all) then theres his wages then theres his character (what there is of it) then theres his manager then theres his family then theres his time off then theres his weight issues (how the fuck can a professional footballer be so overweight after a copa when others who played more in the tournament report for training first day fit as a fiddle) then there is his desire to fuck off every couple of months then theres his moaning then there is the over riding fact that he is a complete ****.

personally i think we end up having to write off the entire cost from this point forward or we make him play with the kids and if he then refuses try and sack him on non-performance of the contract and fight it out in an employment court
 
Someone will want the greasy little fat twat on the cheap.......but....

Our player
Our terms
Our price
Our decision
Our timing
Our reserves
Our lawyers
Our revenge
:-)
 
tuearts overhead said:
Swales lives said:
RandomJ said:
Unfortunately he is a great striker and people will overlook shit like that in order to make their club successful. We took Balotelli knowing what he can be like. He won't struggle to find another club unfortunately.
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I know clubs will buy killer drink-drivers and sex offenders (to their shame), but they are usually free or cheap. I want rid of Tevez, but for the £30-40million, we want. Not for a cut-price of £20million.

Apart from my anger at the twat. The real question is:
Will any club risk £30million on a flaky, self-important, selfish, unprofessional, dis-loyal, divisive, arse-biscuit chomping shitbag?
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imo no one will want to pay fuck all for the dickhead even if you dis-regard the price (and I cant see anyone risking bugger all) then theres his wages then theres his character (what there is of it) then theres his manager then theres his family then theres his time off then theres his weight issues (how the fuck can a professional footballer be so overweight after a copa when others who played more in the tournament report for training first day fit as a fiddle) then there is his desire to fuck off every couple of months then theres his moaning then there is the over riding fact that he is a complete ****.

personally i think we end up having to write off the entire cost from this point forward or we make him play with the kids and if he then refuses try and sack him on non-performance of the contract and fight it out in an employment court
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I cannot disagree with a single word of your post. Tevez is fucked. Fuck him.
 
Swales lives said:
Who will risk shelling out £30-40million for a snake?

Will Inter or whoever really want this twat?

Tevez may never play worthwhile football ever again.
What a thick, ill-advised little boy he is. Just imagine Carlos, the dream that took you from a life of poverty to unimaginable wealth?

Sounds great... but not with your new-found self-loathing and comfort eating. You've brought it on yourself and I have little sympathy. ****.
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Corinthians will take him for 25 Million - give him 12 months of fitness training / match practice and sell him back to a European club for a profit

its a set up
 
Brilliant piece of engineering by Tevez tonight (the ****). Probably whiped at least 10m off his transfer value with that stunt. Corinthians will get their man in January and for a hell of a lot less than the reported 39m they bid in the summer. We're now desperate to get shot of the player, and speaking as a salesman myself, this is never a good position to be in.

Personally I'd like to see Tevez rot in the reserves for the next 2 years as punishment. But this is a business and the club won't turn down the 20m I reckon Corinthians will bid for him in January.

The good news is that I am bloody positive no European club will touch him with a barge pole now.
 
Swales lives said:
Ireland's Undies said:
I said it in another thread and I'll say it again. F the money, we should sell him for cheap to a club in Siberia.
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Will he be nearer to his kids?
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They will be very close when it is so cold out that their piss freezes before it hits the ground. "Bundle up kiddies, Daddy thought he was bigger than the club!"
 
In the BBC pictures of Tevez leaving the Stadium. <a class="postlink" href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/15085003.stm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/15085003.stm</a>
Tevez looks delighted with himself.
 
Plain Speaking said:
In the BBC pictures of Tevez leaving the Stadium. <a class="postlink" href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/15085003.stm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/15085003.stm</a>
Tevez looks delighted with himself.
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He looks like he's on mushrooms to be fair.
 
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