scousemanc
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The traffic on the M5 and M6 on a friday afternoon when you'e travelling from Bristol to Liverpool is gay as fuck
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Proof Of A Man's Gaiety
- Thread starter Llewellyn Dowd
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Joliet Jake Blues
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Llewellyn Dowd said:If you use an umbrella, you're gay.
Not quite, if two men share an umbrella then they both automatically lose their bloke card, one bloke can legitimately use an umbrella. It's the law.
Joliet Jake Blues said:Llewellyn Dowd said:If you use an umbrella, you're gay.
Not quite, if two men share an umbrella then they both automatically lose their bloke card, one bloke can legitimately use an umbrella. It's the law.
Ah but 'bloke card' is different to being gay.
My understanding is that if you shag a bloke, then there's a high probability of you being a little bit gay.
I also heard that you can catch it from mouldy bread. So look out.
scousemanc
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Dobsy87 said:Joliet Jake Blues said:Not quite, if two men share an umbrella then they both automatically lose their bloke card, one bloke can legitimately use an umbrella. It's the law.
Ah but 'bloke card' is different to being gay.
My understanding is that if you shag a bloke, then there's a high probability of you being a little bit gay.
I also heard that you can catch it from mouldy bread. So look out.
Dobsy, shouldn't you be sorting out your career? Fuck me, youngsters these days, no staying power.
scousemanc said:Dobsy87 said:Ah but 'bloke card' is different to being gay.
My understanding is that if you shag a bloke, then there's a high probability of you being a little bit gay.
I also heard that you can catch it from mouldy bread. So look out.
Dobsy, shouldn't you be sorting out your career? Fuck me, youngsters these days, no staying power.
This will be going on my CV as a prime example of multi-tasking my friend!
scousemanc
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Dobsy87 said:scousemanc said:Dobsy, shouldn't you be sorting out your career? Fuck me, youngsters these days, no staying power.
This will be going on my CV as a prime example of multi-tasking my friend!
Fair enough. Maybe you should try banking. Getting massive bonuses whilst at the same time, fucking up the economy. Thats what I call multi tasking!
Le Havre Oswald
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if u quit footy manager after your 1st loss,
YOUR GAY.
YOUR GAY.
BlueMooney
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Dobsy87 said:Joliet Jake Blues said:Not quite, if two men share an umbrella then they both automatically lose their bloke card, one bloke can legitimately use an umbrella. It's the law.
Ah but 'bloke card' is different to being gay.
My understanding is that if you shag a bloke, then there's a high probability of you being a little bit gay.
I also heard that you can catch it from mouldy bread. So look out.
I happen to know from a reliable source that if you pick out the mould and eat the bread, it just makes you a bit bisexual.
mcfc2607 said:if u quit footy manager after your 1st loss,
YOUR GAY.
My gay?
BlueMooney said:Dobsy87 said:Ah but 'bloke card' is different to being gay.
My understanding is that if you shag a bloke, then there's a high probability of you being a little bit gay.
I also heard that you can catch it from mouldy bread. So look out.
I happen to know from a reliable source that if you pick out the mould and eat the bread, it just makes you a bit bisexual.
mcfc2607 said:if u quit footy manager after your 1st loss,
YOUR GAY.
My gay?
Grammatical gay.