yes plus your passport
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PSG Away Ticket details - Update now 2,200 tickets available
- Thread starter bluesmith
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Prestwich_Blue
Well-Known Member
You should get a postcard that's been torn in half. You get one half then have to match it up with the one held by a guy carrying a copy of The Racing Pigeon Gazette under his left arm and wearing a brown trilby, who you'll meet at a secret location. He will give you a secret question and answer that you can't write down and have to remember.Do we need some formal letter from the club to collect the tickets ?
When you're in Paris, someone will sidle up unobtrusively at some point and ask you the secret question. You have to give him the right answer. If you do he'll give you your next instructions, which will be to follow someone "E.g. "Follow that man in the red trousers.". At some point, the person you're following will go down a narrow alley and into a dark passage. As you follow them, you'll be stopped by a couple of guys you wouldn't want to meet on a dark night. They'll make sure you haven't been followed, blindfold you, then lead you to the collection point.
Still blindfolded, you'll be fingerprinted, asked some questions, which start off easy (Name, date of birth) then get more personal, with questions only you would know the answer to. If they're happy, you'll be taken, still blindfolded, dumped in the back of a van and driven around for a while until you're completely disoriented. Then the van will stop, you'll be dragged out, the blindfold removed and you'll be handed your ticket.
Quite straightforward really.
cleavers
Moderator
Then the van will stop, you'll be dragged out, the blindfold removed and you'll be battered by GMP's finest, then pepper sprayed by the French Gendarmere.
Corrected.
What's the opposite of a points whore?
Is it a points punter?
If so that's me.
I've been to 22 European away games, and the only 1 I managed to get a ticket in my own name was for Timisoara.
Same for domestic aways. Probably do about ten a season, again all on others tickets.
Does that make me less loyal?
Was initially against this Argos style ticket collection malarky, but it sort of makes sense.
Not sure if this game is indicative of the scale of the whoring, or whether the timing - not much notice, just after Easter - has made it appear worse than it is.
Anyway, fingers crossed for tomorrow and getting a ticket.
Is it a points punter?
If so that's me.
I've been to 22 European away games, and the only 1 I managed to get a ticket in my own name was for Timisoara.
Same for domestic aways. Probably do about ten a season, again all on others tickets.
Does that make me less loyal?
Was initially against this Argos style ticket collection malarky, but it sort of makes sense.
Not sure if this game is indicative of the scale of the whoring, or whether the timing - not much notice, just after Easter - has made it appear worse than it is.
Anyway, fingers crossed for tomorrow and getting a ticket.
cleavers
Moderator
Absolutely, worse than the whores you are, if you didn't buy them, they wouldn't be able to sell them, and might have to go themselves.What's the opposite of a points whore?
Is it a points punter?
If so that's me.
I've been to 22 European away games, and the only 1 I managed to get a ticket in my own name was for Timisoara.
Same for domestic aways. Probably do about ten a season, again all on others tickets.
Does that make me less loyal?
Joking obviously.
Bill
Moderator
its clear the club have targeted the whores, and its worked a treat.
Finally, I can begin to relate to my club again.its clear the club have targeted the whores.
Hi Bill, as someone with just over 4000 points I bought my ticket this afternoon much to my delight, I just can't believe how big the problem is of point whores. How's it got this bad??its clear the club have targeted the whores, and its worked a treat.
Bill
Moderator
brilliant news mate. there are things I'd love to say but its best just to say it is now on the mend. well done city.Hi Bill, as someone with just over 4000 points I bought my ticket this afternoon much to my delight, I just can't believe how big the problem is of point whores. How's it got this bad??