Psycho woman... help please!

[Three_Hat-tricks]

To cut a shit story short. Three weeks ago I started shagging a girl who lives on the floor above me in this apartment. Sadly she's fucking mental. I've told her, politely, that I don't want to start a relationship with her. But she's been bombarding me with texts all day. The best one: [on why I rejected her] "But I'm amazing and down to earth" She's pretty but unfortunately loopy. I think she's offended that someone actually rejected her, hence all the abuse I've been receiving today. Think of Glen Close and you won't be that wrong.

 

[Andy Dale]

I had one of these a fair few years ago . I actually called her Psychobird .
She slashed all my tyres and threatened to burn my house down with my kids inside . . . . fucking loony .

 

[MCFC-alan88]

Don't shit where you eat.

 

[deano ou812]

This could be an interesting thread,and i was about to log off....

 

[Blue Tooth]

Move.

 

[Anonymous]

Oooh dear ... looks like you've dipped you wick in the wrong honey pot there !

Best advice I can give you is to make sure you sleep with one eye open .... you never know when the she-devil is lurking in the shadows !

 

[TCIB]

Thought my missus had escaped her shackles for a second then.

 

[Blue Smarties]

I've had dealings with a pysycho bird, didn't last long - not much they can do when they're six feet under.

 

[pirate]

run away, move house, change your name.

i used to specialise in psycho women. one locked me up for three hours (i was fucking scared), one stalked me for a few months (similar to your looney, but imagine it going on for months) and one cut up all my clothes and buried them in the garden and then rang my work to tell me and left a message with the department secretary.

 

[Barcon]

Don't shit where you eat.

Number one answer.