Psycho woman... help please!

[Cellarite]

Luckily I've managed to avoid this thus far but my mate had one of the craziest bitches I've ever seen. Threw herself off some steps and told everyone he pushed her so everyone turned on him, stabbed him in the thigh with some scissors, told him she was pregnant so he cancelled his holiday plans etc. etc. Think some other poor bastard is stuck with her now.

Have you been watching Coro again?

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Still no word from the OP? He could be tied up with barbed wire with the psycho woman pissing on his cuts as we speak

these women you speak of.... you have their numbers don t you???

 

[Petetheblu]

this is starting to worry me now.

clearly after all the expert advice on here he had a couple of cheeky wines and decided to nip upstairs for a "cup of sugar".

whilst we take the piss he's trussed up like a chicken hanging from the ceiling by a length of cheese wire round his testis with that dildo/spacehopper thing rammed up his arse - whilst a tune from the little music box daddy gave her tinkles in the background.

She's slowy slicing a scalpel across his buttocks.... "he loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves me not"...

I can sense a bluemoon film coming on...

Brilliant! I've literally just pictured this in my mind.

In my mind, the psycho girl is wearing nothing but a short, untied silk robe.

She's shaved, too.

Good, can't stand tashes on women......

 

[jayfx]

Just wondering, is this psycho woman situations sorted now? And i so, how did you sort it?

 

[dronefromsector7g]

"Hello, Police? Yeah a fellow BMer is missing presumed screwed to death by a psycho from the flat above. He's not responding to his own thread."
Someone make the call.

 

[MCFCinUSA]

Luckily I've managed to avoid this thus far but my mate had one of the craziest bitches I've ever seen. Threw herself off some steps and told everyone he pushed her so everyone turned on him, stabbed him in the thigh with some scissors, told him she was pregnant so he cancelled his holiday plans etc. etc. Think some other poor bastard is stuck with her now.

Have you been watching Coro again?

'Koro' with a K is a rare mental disorder where the male patient believes his penis is in imminent danger of being sucked into his body and will often seek the assistance of those around him to grab a hold of it to prevent its disappearance.

it is thought one possible cause is underlying sexual conflict and/or social tension & hysteria - with differing epidemiology according to geographic location.

From Wiki (concerning Europe):

In the late Middle Ages in Europe, it was believed that men could lose their penises through magical attacks by witches[1] The Malleus Maleficarum, a 15th century European manual for witchcraft investigations, relates stories of men claiming that their genitals had disappeared, being "hidden by the devil … so that they can be neither seen nor felt." They were said to have reappeared after the men had appeased the witches responsible.[54] Witches were also said to store the removed genitals in birds' nests or in boxes, where "they move themselves like living members and eat oats and corn".

- a warning to all of the risks of getting involved with a Witch!

;o)

 

[MCFC1993]

OP is wither dead or handcuffed to a pipe in her place!

 

[Ancient Citizen]

He is disconcertingly quiet. I hope to fuck I've not dropped another bollock.