ChicagoBlue
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mekonmcfc said:
ALMOST true....
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ALMOST true....
apart from that, i guess you have a soft spot for themnijinsky's fetlocks said:I find Pulis and the Joke City fans hatred of us most amusing.
We are everything they are not.
We are a skilful passing side that just ooze class and are a pleasure to watch,whereas they are a bunch of long ball halfwits who are about as easy on the eye as ethnic cleansing.
Our manager is suave,witty and charming,even in a second language - Pulis is a thick dullard who probably thinks erudite is a type of glue.
Their fans are six-fingered,web-footed incestuous throwbacks who have trouble walking upright and have yet to discover the joys of opposable thumbs.
Stoke is quite possibly the ugliest city in the UK,and would actually be improved immeasurably by a nuclear strike.
My thoughts exactlynijinsky's fetlocks said:I find Pulis and the Joke City fans hatred of us most amusing.
We are everything they are not.
We are a skilful passing side that just ooze class and are a pleasure to watch,whereas they are a bunch of long ball halfwits who are about as easy on the eye as ethnic cleansing.
Our manager is suave,witty and charming,even in a second language - Pulis is a thick dullard who probably thinks erudite is a type of glue.
Their fans are six-fingered,web-footed incestuous throwbacks who have trouble walking upright and have yet to discover the joys of opposable thumbs.
Stoke is quite possibly the ugliest city in the UK,and would actually be improved immeasurably by a nuclear strike.
ChicagoBlue said:mekonmcfc said:they dont have a narrow pitch anymore, every premier league pitch is the same sizeRay78 said:Add to it with the narrow pitch and the long grass and you see why they tend to do well at home.
ALMOST true....
Premier League Rules said:PREMIER LEAGUE RULES: SECTION K
SECTION K: GROUND CRITERIA
The Pitch
K.21. Unless otherwise permitted by the Board, in League Matches the length of the pitch shall be 105 metres and its breadth 68 metres.
K.22.
The Board shall only give permission to a Club for the dimensions of its pitch to be other than as set out in Rule K.21if it is impossible for it to comply with Rule K.21 due to the nature of the construction of its ground.
K.23.
For UEFA Club Competitions the pitch must measure 105 metres in length by 68 metres in breadth exactly. If for technical reasons of a construction related nature it is impossible to achieve the required dimensionsa UEFA Club Licence may nevertheless be granted provided that the pitch is minimum 100 metres to maximum 105 metres in length by minimum 64 metres to maximum 68 metres in breadth.
K.24.
A Club shall register the dimensions of its pitch before the commencement of each Season by giving written notice thereof in Form 8 to the Secretary.
K.25.
The Board may at any time require a Club to obtain and submit to the Secretary a report by an independent expert certifying its pitch dimensions.
K.26.
No Club shall alter the dimensions of its pitch during the Season without the prior written consent of the Board.
K.27.
Each Club shall take all reasonable steps to maintain its pitch in good condition throughout the Season and the Board may require a Club to take such steps as the Board shall specify if it is not satisfied that the pitch is being maintained to an adequate standard.
K.28.
Each Club shall provide and maintain at its registered ground an undersoil heating system or some other adequate system of pitch protection to the reasonable satisfaction of the Board which shall be operated to the extent necessary to procure, so far as is reasonably possible, that the pitch is playable on the occasion of each home League Match.
but in stokes case they have to have the regulation size, as they always did for UEFA competition, meaning they have no ground restrictions
mrtwiceaseason
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The like to bang on about where were you when you were shit havent they nearly doubled their crowd since being in the prem ?
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mrtwiceaseason said:The like to bang on about where were you when you were shit havent they nearly doubled their crowd since being in the prem ?
The Britannia is the only stadium in Britain where everyone is related.
A Stoke fans idea of foreplay is a quick rummage through his sister's knicker drawer.
I thought Pulis had this one marked off as "un-winnable" and just sent his team out to go through the motions. If I was a Stoke fan and had paid to watch that shite I'd be well pissed off. You can't blame them for losing, but the lack of effort was embarrassing.
What would annoy me more as a Stoke fan is the continued time wasting at 1-0 down even I was frustrated by itAstley Lad said:I thought Pulis had this one marked off as "un-winnable" and just sent his team out to go through the motions. If I was a Stoke fan and had paid to watch that shite I'd be well pissed off. You can't blame them for losing, but the lack of effort was embarrassing.
Astley Lad said:I thought Pulis had this one marked off as "un-winnable" and just sent his team out to go through the motions. If I was a Stoke fan and had paid to watch that shite I'd be well pissed off. You can't blame them for losing, but the lack of effort was embarrassing.
Exactly. To trot out the money line was pathetic. They had lost the game before they even got on the pitch. Imagine paying to watch that shite every week. Swing low.......yawn.
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To be honest when he spouts his shite about money and throws his toys out the pram it just makes me laugh! He always has an excuse lined up for every game, usually its the ref, but this week it was about the ££££
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waspish said:So when spurs scum Chelsea Liverpool beat them its not there money
ahhh the Corinthians
all home grown amateurs y'know ;-)
supported the club as lads etc
that RVP was a propa big rag growing up in Holland apparently.......
sergiokun
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He will never change
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Stoke are shit. Pulis is a wanker. We are champions. Mancini is god....... Fuck off Stoke!
r.soleofsalford
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he cant help his bitterness, we`ve made his life a fucking misery for at least 13 years
gillingham, the f.a. cup final, and his team struggle at city and at home need flukes or a player to carry the ball over the line like a prop forward.
gillingham, the f.a. cup final, and his team struggle at city and at home need flukes or a player to carry the ball over the line like a prop forward.
daveduke67
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Wouldn't you prefer them to be like this though? Makes the win even better when it pisses someone like him off so much. When a manager turns round and says the best team won, well done City or similar it doesn't make the win any more enjoyable, but when they start going on it takes it one step further - a bonus level and for no extra cost.
Was it Holloway who was full of praise for how City welcomed him and his team at the Etihad - we'd even had some rock made specially for the match. After his gushing compliments about how the club treated Blackpool on their visit I almost felt a bit of 'like' for him.
That was until the incomprehensible babbling at his next thrice daily SSN interview.
Was it Holloway who was full of praise for how City welcomed him and his team at the Etihad - we'd even had some rock made specially for the match. After his gushing compliments about how the club treated Blackpool on their visit I almost felt a bit of 'like' for him.
That was until the incomprehensible babbling at his next thrice daily SSN interview.
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Brilliant. There is a comment there about our groundstaff moving the advertising boards so they couldn't take throw in's. FFS talk about small minded. Perhaps they were moved to cut the grass and then moved back or perhaps we did indeed move them to stop long throws but that is no more a tactic than Stoke's keeper wasting time after 4 minutes !
get a life you sad moaning deluded dicks. Still pissed off from the F A Cup.