Pun Predictor 2010/2011

[bluemoonmatt]

Wth the season approaching and taking into account our recent signings I thought it could be a bit of fun to predict some of the terrible tabloid puns that we may see over the coming months. I'll kick it off ....

Silva Service - Silva hat trick slays (insert team name here)
Mancouti (If the unthinkable happens and our Bobby gets the boot)
Yaya goes gaga - Yaya gets a red for breaking ratfaces leg
Blood Brothers - The Boateng boys get into a bit of a tangle

 

[svennis pennis]

Balo-smelly. City ace bags a hatrick against arch rivals and celebrates by farting in Gary Nevilles face.

 

[leighton]

Yaya Dhabi Doo. - Yaya scores winner in Cup final.

 

[Shaelumstash]

Robson and Jerome Up On The Roof - Robinho and Boeteng strikes send City top. (I know the headline is never going to happen but would be good!)

Silva Service will be seen about 20 times though

 

[bluemoonmatt]

Robson and Jerome Up On The Roof - Robinho and Boeteng strikes send City top. (I know the headline is never going to happen but would be good!)

I like it !!!

 

[Bluecifer]

I hope they don't use it but you know for a fact that those pig faced hacks have "Big spenders severly sheiken"

 

[Dubai Blue]

Rooney Gets Kolared - Serbian defender sees red after assault on our Wazza

 

[bluemoonmatt]

Mario plumbs the depths - Balo in strop over being subbed

 

[stonerblue]

KOLO TOO-RYE-AY
City defender does a midnight runner

YA-YA YAR-YAR, HEY EY-YEH, GOODBYE
Last gasp Toure goal sends united down

 

[Dubai Blue]

In Good Kompany - City new boy Boateng flourishes alongside Belgian ace