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Pun Predictor 2010/2011
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Kennedy_probably_has
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Who'dyaknickaKolorav
Not sure when you'd ever use it but his name always reminds me of the "what do you call a Russian with 3 bollocks?" joke
Not sure when you'd ever use it but his name always reminds me of the "what do you call a Russian with 3 bollocks?" joke
southstandblue27
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Kennedy_probably_has said:Who'dyaknickaKolorav
Not sure when you'd ever use it but his name always reminds me of the "what do you call a Russian with 3 bollocks?" joke
city left back gets arrested for robbing a pets store ;)
City buy Premiership
City buy FA Cup
City buy League Cup
City buy ECL Spot
City buy ECL win
City buy Charity Shield
City buy massive extension on stadium
City buy fans
City buy too many players
City buy all the best players
City buy all the best young talent
City pay far too much in wages
then
City owners will get fed up
City owners thinking of leaving
City buy shit players
City looking for short term gain
City are ruining football
City are not producing academy players like....
City are ruining the top 4 clubs and putting them out of business
City make it impossible to compete
City will dominate for years if someone doesn't stop them
then right at the last minute some thick, no-dicked twat of a journalist will say:
"City do all this, it is ruining football, nobody has ever done this before, therefore it should be stopped!"
I'll have a fiver on it that all those quotes appear in the next 5 years!
They won't bother with puns when they can write the above twice a week.
City buy FA Cup
City buy League Cup
City buy ECL Spot
City buy ECL win
City buy Charity Shield
City buy massive extension on stadium
City buy fans
City buy too many players
City buy all the best players
City buy all the best young talent
City pay far too much in wages
then
City owners will get fed up
City owners thinking of leaving
City buy shit players
City looking for short term gain
City are ruining football
City are not producing academy players like....
City are ruining the top 4 clubs and putting them out of business
City make it impossible to compete
City will dominate for years if someone doesn't stop them
then right at the last minute some thick, no-dicked twat of a journalist will say:
"City do all this, it is ruining football, nobody has ever done this before, therefore it should be stopped!"
I'll have a fiver on it that all those quotes appear in the next 5 years!
They won't bother with puns when they can write the above twice a week.
Peter Doherty
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Stevie Ireland leaves in January when it's all going wrong: "Desert Ireland"...
chris63
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Kennedy_probably_has said:Who'dyaknickaKolorav
Not sure when you'd ever use it but his name always reminds me of the "what do you call a Russian with 3 bollocks?" joke
extra bollokov :)<br /><br />-- Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:06 am --<br /><br />Yaya goes gaga and says bye bye as robo tells kolo yaya's bro he can go.
persvenality cult
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Toure Off Duty: Bridge collapse follows Boateng accident but Citizens survive.
The Kolarov Money; City Cruise to Victory as Newman Scorcesensational trick shot.
Alexander: Compare the Mere Facts (5 Reasons Kolarov is our buy of the season).
Winged Mess-enger. Rags make a mess out of trying to stop mercurial quick-Silva
(AIG 0 AG 3)
Balo-welly!
The Kolarov Money; City Cruise to Victory as Newman Scorcesensational trick shot.
Alexander: Compare the Mere Facts (5 Reasons Kolarov is our buy of the season).
Winged Mess-enger. Rags make a mess out of trying to stop mercurial quick-Silva
(AIG 0 AG 3)
Balo-welly!
1.618034
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Silva Lining...
Hats off to Milner...
Yeah Yeah Yaya...
On No Kolo...
Hats off to Milner...
Yeah Yeah Yaya...
On No Kolo...
Silva turns to Gold,
City matchwinner taunts West Ham Chairman after dirty money jibe.
vs
Silva turns to Gold,
City flop pleads with west ham to come and get me
Quick-Silva thinking,
mercurial playmakers cheeky free kick seals derby win as the premiership barometer swings City's way.
vs
Quit-Silva thinking
City star fails to settle
Hart stopper.
Penalty save heroics after extra time thriller confirms CIty keepers No 1 berth.
vs
Hart stopper
City confirm season long injury as 1st choice keeper joins Given in the treatment room.
Idol-Wiess,
Loanee star continues to wow the fans.
vs
Idle-Wiess,
unused loan star hits out at lack of game time.
City matchwinner taunts West Ham Chairman after dirty money jibe.
vs
Silva turns to Gold,
City flop pleads with west ham to come and get me
Quick-Silva thinking,
mercurial playmakers cheeky free kick seals derby win as the premiership barometer swings City's way.
vs
Quit-Silva thinking
City star fails to settle
Hart stopper.
Penalty save heroics after extra time thriller confirms CIty keepers No 1 berth.
vs
Hart stopper
City confirm season long injury as 1st choice keeper joins Given in the treatment room.
Idol-Wiess,
Loanee star continues to wow the fans.
vs
Idle-Wiess,
unused loan star hits out at lack of game time.