Pundits/co Commentators?

[Kippaxpete]

And yet millions of working class Brits across the country manage to not sound like infants like football pundits seem to.

It’s nowt to do with, sorry, wivv, social class… it’s to do with not developing language after being an infant through, sorry, ffrough, laziness.

There’s nothing wrong with colloquialisms and local accents, but not being able to say words without sounding like an infant is something I really dislike about too many people in this country, especially football pundits.

Lord Jones later responded that Scott should not play the "working class card" as she was "worthy of much better".
He added: "I admire & often publicly praise the adversity you faced & defeated to achieve all the success you deserve.
"Not sounding a g at the end of a word is wrong; period. It's not a question of class, it's not a question of accent, it's a question of poor elocution. Don't let it spoil your otherwise excellent performance."

I could pull Lord Jones up on his use of the Americanism, 'period', when he means full stop but that would mark me out as a tiresome pedant...oh wait.
He's right though.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Keown just come up with a cracker.

"Brilliant finish with his left foot (pause) well it's actually come off his shin but it's still quality"

 

[Deleted member 77198]

George Graham once said he’d never sign a player who couldn’t speak English. He signed Martin Keown.

He said earlier ‘it’s unbelievable, his wing span is 2metres 2, that puts him at an advantage’.

In footy, Martin? How?

 

[Koniec]

He said earlier ‘it’s unbelievable, his wing span is 2metres 2, that puts him at an advantage’.

In footy, Martin? How?

“The USA seem happier when they don’t have the ball and they have to fight to get it back”

But then they’d have the ball back Martin.

 

[Ballosteve]

Fuck me I'd rather have George and zippy commentating than these two clowns....

 

[kippaxwarrior]

"Times winged chariot hurrys near"

I mean what the actual fuck?

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Keown just come up with a cracker.

"Brilliant finish with his left foot (pause) well it's actually come off his shin but it's still quality"

He’s as thick as he looks.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Why does the media always say ‘the USA will learn from this and be better next time round, football is on the rise over there, more people playing than ever, they are only going one way’?

They got to the semifinals of the WC in 1930, it’s not like they only picked up the sport last decade. They have never really looked any better from one tournament to the next.

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

Barry Davies, John Motson,Gerald sinstadt and Hugh johns those were the days

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Why does the media always say ‘the USA will learn from this and be better next time round, football is on the rise over there, more people playing than ever, they are only going one way’?

They got to the semifinals of the WC in 1930, it’s not like they only picked up the sport last decade. They have never really looked any better from one tournament to the next.

Because they’re fucking idiots