Questions that need Answers.

[Lavinda Past]

Do you personally know anyone that's won more than 10k from the Lotto or a Scratch card ?

Yes. In the early days of the Lottery, my mate and I were coaching a local kids team in Hertfordshire. One evening, we were clearing up after football training when one of the parents came back to see us.

We thought there'd been a problem in training but no... he'd stopped off at the local shop to get his lad something to eat and had bought a scratchcard.

A £100,000 winner. He asked us to check it because he couldn't believe it. There they were... three £100k symbols.

Lucky bugger. I've never known or heard of anyone else winning more than £50 since.

 

[lazerblue]

who's the other paedo celeb that apparently is still on the telly?

I'm going for Noel Edmonds

Mr blobby

 

[lazerblue]

Who was the animal pervert who 1st drank cows milk.

More to the point why was he or she playing with it's tits in the first place

 

[lazerblue]

Does anyone know a skint bookie

 

[MCFC Wirral]

Who was the animal pervert who 1st drank cows milk.

They probably wondered what the young calf was doing…

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

Why does rain drop, but snow falls?

Ever been to Ireland. Rain doesn’t drop it comes in sideways off the Atlantic.

 

[silvathechihuahua]

Do you personally know anyone that's won more than 10k from the Lotto or a Scratch card ?

Site manager at work bought one on his dinner and won £250000!

 

[MCFC Wirral]

Who put an ‘s’ in lisp?

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

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Little bit of politics creeping in, I see...

Sorry, was reading the joke thread and thought I was back in the fifties.

 

[Owdman]

Why are people 'shot dead' but 'burned alive'.