Questions you'd like to ask City players (but might not get an honest answer to.)

[SatOnTheWall]

*Players supporting other teams shock*

I am well aware of that, you bell end. It would be mildly interesting to know who supports who. It starts nice conversations.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

I am well aware of that, you bell end. It would be mildly interesting to know who supports who. It starts nice conversations.

Does it fuck! It would start a whole load of bitterness and suspicion everytime we played said team.

 

[MadchesterCity]

Martin Petrov “Can you play left back?”

Kalvin Phillips “Did you believe it when you heard City wanted to sign you?”

Nigel De Jong “Did you mean to stamp on Alonso chest in World Cup Final?”

Andy Hinchcliffe “ As an ex Manchester City player why do you hate Manchester City so much?”

Ryan Giggs “After becoming the most successful football player in Premier league history what motivated you to beat your wife and have sexual relationship with your brothers wife?”

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I am well aware of that, you bell end. It would be mildly interesting to know who supports who. It starts nice conversations.

A bell end? Really? Wow. Are you telling me you don't know which team Jack Grealish supports?
How about Calvin-Phillips? Kyle Walker?

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

To Wayne Rooney.....

Hi Wayne, I've been on Eggheads, would you go on a TV quiz show and if yes, which one?

Erm, erm, erm. Sod the quiz show, i wanna be on Super Gran.

"Hang about, look out for Super Gran".




I could adapt the lyrics to be amusing but I'll probably get in trouble so better not; )

 

[blue44]

Id like to go all the way back to the early days,and ask people like Walter Chew and others at St Marks, its a muffin aint it lads?
East Manchester will always be Muffin !

 

[gloryhuntersince85]

this one is for James Milner

why did you really let your City contract run down and then sign for Liverpool on a free, as I don't but it's down to lack of gametime

 

[Bluesince1979]

Niall quinn…

What went through your mind when you walked back into the dugout after getting showered after being subbed on the last day of the season v liverpool to see steve lomas playing for a draw when you knew we needed a win

 

[Eds]

1.How did all those rag fans coincidentally manage to buy seats all in the same blocks for the 5-1 1989 derby?
2. Why did we agree to take £1m hush money over the hacking of our scouting network
3. Why did we put David James up front when we had a striker on the bench, was it for a betting syndicate?
4. Why did Coppell leave so quickly
5. Brian who?

 

[MadchesterCity]

1.How did all those rag fans coincidentally manage to buy seats all in the same blocks for the 5-1 1989 derby?
2. Why did we agree to take £1m hush money over the hacking of our scouting network
3. Why did we put David James up front when we had a striker on the bench, was it for a betting syndicate?
4. Why did Coppell leave so quickly
5. Brian who?

I doubt the players know the answer to this