Questions you'd like to ask City players (but might not get an honest answer to.)

[deegee33]

To Maurizio Gaudino:

My Toyota Yaris is looking a bit battered around the edges, do you know anywhere I could find a cheap motor?

Cracked me right up, well done Frank.
Deserves more than a like.

 

[KPXBLN]

Which City Player, and which non-City player in your national team, is actually a dickhead in your opinion.

 

[RodneyRodney]

Mel Machin:
Why why WHY did you not play Jason Beckford more ?

 

[AliBobbyJ]

Mel Machin:
Why why WHY did you not play Jason Beckford more ?

Tom Jones song?

 

[franksinatra]

To Lee Bradbury:

Did you have to leave the army because you consistently failed to hit the target on the firing range?

 

[LesBleuMiserable]

For example: After Vincent Kompany scored that goal for City against Leicester Kelechi Iheanacho was clean through with the chance to make it 1-1 and probably deny City the title. Did he put it high and wide on purpose for the sake of his former club? Or did he just bugger it up?

There'd be things to ask footballers of other clubs to divulge too, of course - did Harry Kane regretfully tell his missus "sorry, dear, we won't be living in Cheshire" when his move to City didn't happen?

Any other stuff in similar vein from the recent past or long ago?

Leave the Kelechi one for the red scousers to fume about, it’ll hurt more. If Kelechi says he simply missed well where is the torment in that.

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

For example: After Vincent Kompany scored that goal for City against Leicester Kelechi Iheanacho was clean through with the chance to make it 1-1 and probably deny City the title. Did he put it high and wide on purpose for the sake of his former club? Or did he just bugger it up?

I honestly don't think for one second that a professional footballer does that.
Unless they're playing in Serie A, that is…
Kelechi's not a boyhood City fan, far from it. He's been hired by Leicester, his loyalty is to them. I think he just fluffed his lines. Thankfully…
Good God, we've seen Raheem do it for us loads of times. And doubtless he'll carry on doing it.

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

To Raheem:
“Were you actually afraid when you played at Anfield?”

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

Or when Dave Ewing & Bill Leivers (was it?) helped Trautmann off the pitch at Wembley in 1956 did they say to him "Just nod yer head if it still hurts, Bert"?

And I've heard that he replied, “Only if I laugh at the same time”.

 

[oakiecokie]

Sir Joseph of Barton ... "were you always a **** ?".