Newlunar
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RoqueSantaBoozeCruz said:
I wish you wouldn't tell jokes like that when I'm drinking a mouthful of tea, it caused me to run into the next room and spit it in the fishtank.
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Racist joke? Yes or no?
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I wish you wouldn't tell jokes like that when I'm drinking a mouthful of tea, it caused me to run into the next room and spit it in the fishtank.
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The Pink Panther
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Here's my racist joke.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding North through the prairie when they spot Comanches ahead of them.
The Lone Ranger shouts " Comanches to the North, ride to the East Tonto"
So they start riding to the East and they see more Comanches
The Lone Ranger shouts " Comanches to the East, ride to the West Tonto"
So they start riding to the West and they see more Comanches
The Lone Ranger shouts " Comanches to the West, ride to the South Tonto"
So they start riding to the South and they see more Comanches
The Lone Ranger shouts " Comanches to the South Tonto, we're surrounded, what shall we do?"
Tonto replies "Who the fuck are you, you white bastard"
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding North through the prairie when they spot Comanches ahead of them.
The Lone Ranger shouts " Comanches to the North, ride to the East Tonto"
So they start riding to the East and they see more Comanches
The Lone Ranger shouts " Comanches to the East, ride to the West Tonto"
So they start riding to the West and they see more Comanches
The Lone Ranger shouts " Comanches to the West, ride to the South Tonto"
So they start riding to the South and they see more Comanches
The Lone Ranger shouts " Comanches to the South Tonto, we're surrounded, what shall we do?"
Tonto replies "Who the fuck are you, you white bastard"
johnmc
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NQT said:Tonto replies "Who the feck are you, you white bustard"
Can't be racist against white people you pasty faced pillock
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tmouseman said:I don't think so but I am not Chinese.
Ask one of them if you want the answer.
now that is racist!
gary111
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ahaa i like
kunaguero10
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i got a better one
why did the two fat gay men split up?
they couldn't make ends meet (no offence to anyone who is homosexual or fat intended:/)
why did the two fat gay men split up?
they couldn't make ends meet (no offence to anyone who is homosexual or fat intended:/)
johnny on the spot
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Compared to 'what has eight legs and a black cnut?', no.
ono
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Maybe it's the way he tells em.
Gelsons Dad
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NQT said:Here's my racist joke.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding North through the prairie when they spot Comanches ahead of them.
The Lone Ranger shouts " Comanches to the North, ride to the East Tonto"
So they start riding to the East and they see more Comanches
The Lone Ranger shouts " Comanches to the East, ride to the West Tonto"
So they start riding to the West and they see more Comanches
The Lone Ranger shouts " Comanches to the West, ride to the South Tonto"
So they start riding to the South and they see more Comanches
The Lone Ranger shouts " Comanches to the South Tonto, we're surrounded, what shall we do?"
Tonto replies "Who the fuck are you, you white bastard"
The correct punchline has been "what's with the we, paleface" for the last 20 years at least.
It's racist by todays standards as is the first one. However I don't think either could be considered offensive which just shows what a poor state of affairs we've got to.