Racist podcast rant - Arsenal fan & 'Comedian' Alan Davies not happy with us

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I quite like Alan Davies, loved him in Bob & Rose, and I can see why he would hate us.

I don't know, I'm just not that bothered by this. His choice of words with the whole "desert" thing is unfortunate but it's not like I'm blind to the reasons he has to hate City. All I can say is that I'll continue to enjoy both him on QI and Pep Guardiola's oil-soaked desert-blue army being a winning machine up and down the land of England.

Davies gets the questions in advance on QI, the only person to do so, and he still either plays the fool or is genuinely thick.

 

[The Pandorica Opened]

Davies gets the questions in advance on QI, the only person to do so, and he still either plays the fool or is genuinely thick.

Shocking. One might even imagine that him playing the fool is the core comedic conceit of his dynamic with the host.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Shocking. One might even imagine that him playing the fool is the core comedic conceit of his dynamic with the host.

Which was great for a while with Fry taking the piss out of him.

Fast forward 15 years and the same gag has got a little tired.

 

[bluealf]

Shocking. One might even imagine that him playing the fool is the core comedic conceit of his dynamic with the host.

It doesn't work

 

[The Pandorica Opened]

It doesn't work

That'll be why it's one of the most enduringly popular shows in it's format, then, eh?

Anyway, to avoid quite possibly the most dull debate about a mildly-entertaining panel show imaginable, it's not like I have posters of Alan in my bedroom. I just don't hate him, quite like him when I've seen him on the telly, not really arsed about this story. Arsenal fan hates City and their owners. I'll survive. Maybe it makes me more of a fan to hate everyone who hates us, but I don't know, my brain just doesn't work like that. I'm off for a tuna sandwich.

 

[Seedy Ron]

In short he's a foppy haired twat who's not funny, wank at magic and should keep his racist, hypocritical and ill informed opinions to himself. The massive tongued prick.

 

[cookster]

I remember being told to catch the train back to Manchester after two different games against the rags at Wembley.

Similar experience when we played the Rags at Wembley. Arrived at Euston, a few of my mates and lad were wearing colours. Walked past a pub with a load of Rags outside, fuck off you Manc bastards? Too thick to get the irony.

 

[Mike N]

‘Get out of our league and go back to the desert’ reminded me of the banner at Ajax. The one that had swarthy Arabs in headdress holding bags of money. Looked racist to me.

 

[bluealf]

That'll be why it's one of the most enduringly popular shows in it's format, then, eh?

Anyway, to avoid quite possibly the most dull debate about a mildly-entertaining panel show imaginable, it's not like I have posters of Alan in my bedroom. I just don't hate him, quite like him when I've seen him on the telly, not really arsed about this story. Arsenal fan hates City and their owners. I'll survive. Maybe it makes me more of a fan to hate everyone who hates us, but I don't know, my brain just doesn't work like that. I'm off for a tuna sandwich.

He was an unfunny **** before this incident, he is still an unfunny **** afterward but crucially he is now a racist unfunny **** on top.

Eastenders is popular and that is dog shit, so?

Anyway enjoy your tuna sandwich it will be ten times funnier than Alan Davies.

 

[The Pandorica Opened]

He was an unfunny **** before this incident, he is still an unfunny **** afterward but crucially he is now a racist unfunny **** on top.

Eastenders is popular and that is dog shit, so?

Anyway enjoy your tuna sandwich it will be ten times funnier than Alan Davies.

Zinger lmao