Rag bucket hat song

[r.soleofsalford]

The glazers gave you hats
So when you protest you look like proper twats
Now fuck off with your Norwich scarfs
back to Croydon you shower of dirty rag maggot infested cunts

Not a song but just wanted to get it off my chest

Not the greatest poem I’ve ever heard but I like how many swear words you’ve fit in.

 

[jimbopm]

 

[Gazza]

Ermmmm, bucket hats

OK, maybe verse two then.

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

They paid for your hats
They made you look twats
What a waste of offshore tax
The glazers did that

 

[Chris in London]

You thought your bucket hats were trendy
You thought the FA Cup was yours

Any of our bluemoon songwriters fancy finishing off the lyrics

You thought you’d win the FA cup you’ve not, you’ve not
You thought your bucket hats were cool they’re not, they’re not
Cause thirteen fucking seconds in, he scored a peach then scored again
Ilkay Gundo, double winner again





might have quite a short shelf life for one reason or another

 

[Manx Blue]

All the way to Wembley,
and end up in defeat,
crying in the stands
then first out on the streets,

You're stood there in the sunshine
All wearing bucket hats
We've just made fucking histree
you fucking southern twats.....

 

[yeah whatever !!]

The Glazers bought you Bucket hats
I bet they thought they're cool,
They made you look like Bill and Ben
You stupid cockney fools.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Bastardising the old music hall, Joseph J Sullivan number.

Where did you get that hat?
Where did you get that hat?
Isn't it a wanker one and don't you look a twat?
I would hate to have one just like that, you look a gormless prat.
Wherever I'd go, they'd laugh and shout:
"Fuck-off you Raggy twat!"

 

[Dirty Harry]

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What an absolute pack of bellends

Actually reminds me of that sketch where Perry comes back from Manchester and Kevin tries desperately to be a ‘Mancunian’, embarrassing cunts.

 

[Barry Conlons wig]

The rags have got their bucket hats on
They'd have preferred a gold and green scarf
but at least now they can turn it upside down
and boil their own piss quicker