Rag bucket hat song

[Dodge]

Whoooa.....ooooohaaa...whoooohooo.....Gabriel Jesus
Whoooa.....ooooohaaa...whoooohooo.....he's the size of my penis...

 

[york away to this!]

Whoooa.....ooooohaaa...whoooohooo.....Gabriel Jesus
Whoooa.....ooooohaaa...whoooohooo.....he's the size of my penis...

But does he wear a bucket?

 

[Dodge]

But does he wear a bucket?

Nah, but he loves Puffins & the moon.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

You thought it was yours
You through it was yours
30 thousand bucket hats
Then gundogan scored

‘Scores’ instead of ‘scored’. Let’s keep it in the present as well!

 

[Lavinda Past]

Haiku?

Gesundheit!

 

[David White]

He paid for your hats,
He paid for your haaaaaats
Avram Glazer,
He paid for your hats

 

[BrianW]

You thought you were better than us
Thought you were cool and trendy.
You all looked like morons!
You all looked like morons!

(Jilted John.)

 

[Trojan63]

My old mans a cockney
He wears a bucket hat
Off he went to Wembley
Looked a proper twat
12 seconds after kick off
Rags are one nil down
Fuck off back to London
Manchester is our town

 

[Indaparkside]

Oh oh your the rags in hats
Oh oh looking proper twats


Oh oh we’re the boys in blue
Oh oh doing the double to

Champions of England
Fa cup winners
We’re the pride of Manchester

Best team in England
Win another trophy
On our way to Istanbul

Oh oh the trebles coming back
So fuck off in your bucket hats

 

[IT and Me]

Courtesy of Cornish Blue on Twitter and my favourite:

“It should have been more, it should have been more, 30,000 bucket hats and you cheated to score ……
The city is ours, the city is ours, you looked like the wurzels, the city is ours …….”

Quality. I take my hat off to it